[Walks up to podium, slight nod towards youse, adjusts microphone exasperatingly, grumbling atmosphere established] Cough. Hi! Good evening. Yeah… I’m also bummed. If only fortune granted us the treat of another NFL game and the witty, knowing, silly and hysterical scotchnaut pregame post. But-- 🦺📢🚧OBVIOUS CRAP ALERT🚧📢🦺 --the 2022 season had to end sometime.