[Walks up to podium, slight nod towards youse, adjusts microphone exasperatingly, grumbling atmosphere established]
Cough. Hi! Good evening. Yeah… I’m also bummed.
If only fortune granted us the treat of another NFL game and the witty, knowing, silly and hysterical scotchnaut pregame post. But--
OBVIOUS CRAP ALERT
--the 2022 season had to end sometime.