Olympics Open Thread

Apologies once again for the intermittent site issues. I can assure you, we’ve got top men working on a fix right now.

Anyway, we need some content today, so let’s look at the Olympics schedule! What? Like you’re gonna be working with Olympics on? Come on now. Some event spoilers below, and all times East coast

Hockey

Women:

Finland is currently playing Canada in the make-up game from the Finnish norovirus postponement. Currently 4-0 to the Canadians.

Men:

After a brief flirtation with an upset with Filip Gustavsson channeling his inner Tommy Salo, the Swedes beat the hosts 5-2 yesterday. Todays action:

Curling

Not gonna lie, the Olympics make me want to try curling. It looks like a fun sport.

Luge

Throwing oneself down a chute covered in ice, with a friend on top of you?  No thanks.

Speedskating

I watched this last night. They make it look so effortless to skate a 30 miles per hour. I wish I had their stamina and skating ability.

That’s the upcoming schedule. Some skiing and snowboarding events have already taken place so they are useless for workplace distractions. Get to watching and commenting!