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Commitment to Mediocrity: Your 2024 Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 28, 2024August 27, 2024
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It's 2024.  The days of the Raiders being perennial laughingstocks are pretty much behind us.  Since their move to Las Vegas in 2020, they have gone 8-8, 10-7, 6-11, and 8-9 for a combined total of 32-35.  Considering that includes over a year of Josh McDaniels' running the show, that's

Why I Won’t Be Watching The NFL This Year: Your Las Vegas Raiders Season Preview (2023 Edition)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 30, 2023August 30, 2023
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Four years ago, among other things, I wrote the following: My feelings toward my imminent divorce from the NFL are not too different.  Is the NFL bad for me?  That’s hard for me to say.  At this point in my life, though, the best I can say for it is that

Wet Hot Amari-Can Summer: First Day of Camp (Your 2017 Oakland Raiders Season Preview)

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 7, 2017August 7, 2017
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A fresh-faced young man carrying a sleeping bag and knapsack strides down a path covered in pine needles, singing "The Cat Came Back".  DEREK CARR: Oh boy!  I sure can't wait for camp to start!  We're gonna have so much fun this year!  I can't wait to talk to the guys

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