I’m not praising anyone anymore. Gold is just the new standard around here. Why? Because we got guys in here who love to caption. That’s right, we’re not here for the paychecks. We don’t care about the pundits or your fantasy commenting league. You all thought we cared? We really don’t. Roll Damn Tide.
We’re only at 25% loading so, for those of you who didn’t tune in to last night’s TNF NFC South battle (we’ll call you patriots), this summary suggests it was entertaining — or does it? I honestly don’t even know.
36%?! Come on! What else? Well, I heard the Browns already hired their next GM already. I don’t know what it says about Cleveland that the internet hasn’t even updated this fact yet.
No matter. It’s just a good thing I got in this swell piece yesterday afternoon before the change was made. Oh good – 80%. So anyways here are your Week 13 Quotables results!