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Your 2019 Bengals Bye Week Update or “How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Loss”

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Redshirt - October 29, 2019October 28, 2019
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Well. What can I say? What can anyone say? This is one of the worst seasons in the history of the Cincinnati Bengals. The maddening thing is that with talent, this isn't a 0-8 team. Not even close! Even with an Offensive Line who look less like blockers and more

Your “Unquinquagintuplely Uniquely Unknown” 2019 Cincinnati Bengals Preview

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Redshirt - August 6, 2019August 6, 2019
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It’s almost that time of year, when football returns and we get salvation from our family, baseball and sobriety.  And in that tradition comes a DFO Tradition where the Powers That Be grant me rare read-write access to the controls at DFO Central to talk about the Bengals.  Sadly, my

Your 2018 Bengals Preview: Re-Defining Insanity – One Year At a Time

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Redshirt - August 7, 2018August 6, 2018
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Last time we saw the Cincinnati Bengals, they were finishing a disappointing season strong by defeating the Baltimore Ravens, letting fellow down-on-their-luck franchise Buffalo Bills back into the playoffs after an absence of just under two decades. After receiving the joys and adulations of a grateful Buffalo Bills team and

2017 Cincinnati Bengals Preview – Fool’s Golden Anniversary Edition

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Redshirt - August 14, 2017August 14, 2017
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That’s right!  This is the 50th year of the Cincinnati Bengals and Mike Brown is putting off all the stops by putting an ugly patch on the jerseys.  And that’s pretty much it.  A patch on their current uniforms.  They can’t go throwback due to NFL rules about changing helmets

The Further Adventures of THE RED ROCKET

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - August 21, 2015August 21, 2015
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ANNOUNCER:  When last we left our intrepid adventurer, THE RED ROCKET, he had been placed in peril yet again by the forces of THE FAT HUMPS, and was defeated soundly, ending last season of ADVENTURES OF THE RED ROCKET with a resounding thud.  Luckily, since he was born without a

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