Request Line: AFC East

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to see a familiar face lounging on the sofa, a textbook open in his lap.  DJ 3000′: HEY! I DIDN'T EXPECT

Request Line: Too Clever By Half

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... …and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack onto the couch and

Request Line: Sadie Hawkins

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio...there is no sound at all.  DJ 3000': WHERE COULD HE...[pulls up HUNTER RENFROW's cellphone location tracker]...OH. DJ 3000 angles himself so

Request Line: NFC South

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY In a change, all the lights in the studio are on, and a conversation is taking place... DJ 3000': ...AND SO I'M SEEING ALL THESE ADVANCES IN AUTOMATION TECHNOLOGY AND ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, AND I'M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE THEY'RE QUICKLY REACHING THE POINT WHERE HUMAN LABOR IS

Request Line: Pi

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [holding a square flat box] I'm

Request Line: AFC North

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Request Line: Extended Versions

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Request Line: Trigonometry

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  The studio lights come on... ...and in the hallway that leads to the studio a series of frantic footsteps can be heard.  --- [DOOR FLIES OPEN] --- HUNTER RENFROW: [tossing his bike helmet and backpack

Request Line: Debuts

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are off in the studio, and it's completely silent.  After a few moments, we see a single light begin flashing in the darkness.  Several more lights begin flashing, and it becomes clear that the lights belong to... ...DJ 3000', who still remains covered in

Request Line: Let Me Sing You the Song of My People…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard... ...having a conversation with DJ 3000, who is perched in his regular spot...  ...as the two talk about the conclusion of the Pan-African War in the current DJ 3000's original timeline. DJ 3000: ...AND THEN MOZAMBIQUE SIGNED THE

Request Line: Alternate Versions

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking very satisfied with himself, having revealed that he knew all along that DJ 3000 was from an alternate timeline.  DJ 3000: SO...WHEN DID YOU ACTUALLY FIGURE IT OUT? HUNTER RENFROW: Oh, I've known for months. I

Request Line: Guardians and Gladiators

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Guest producer HUNTER RENFROW is seated in front of the soundboard, looking glum.  DJ 3000 looks on with an appearance of concern as HUNTER listlessly toys with a few figurines. DJ 3000: HEY BUDDY, WHAT'S WRONG? STILL FEELING DOWN ABOUT RENFROCO? HUNTER RENFROW: Huh? Oh, no.  We're in