Request Line: A Prom To Die For – Part 6 (Doors)

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out.  A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000′ as it boots up… …to a studio that has remained empty during the entire NFL season and postseason so

Request Line: Hockey

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out.  A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000′ as it boots up… …to a studio that has remained empty during the entire NFL season.  As we watch,

Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 5 (Theatrics)

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are…actually, most of the lights are out.  A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000′ as it boots up… …to a studio that has remained empty during the entire NFL season.  As we watch,

Request Line: Pre-offseason Recap

Greetings, faithful listeners. While it may not be apparent at times (because it is not occurring), every season of Request Line (excluding Seasons 1 through 4) has included a narrative arc that resolves itself gracefully by the conclusion of the offseason and the resumption of that which gives us sustenance: real

Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 3 (Fisticuffs)

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are...actually, most of the lights are out.  A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000' as it boots up... …to an empty studio.  As we watch, DJ 3000''s console flashes the text

Request Line: A Prom to Die For – Part 1 (Photography)

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY All the lights are...actually, most of the lights are out.  A single spotlight is pointed at a disco ball on the ceiling, the reflections from which faintly illuminate DJ 3000' as it boots up... …to an empty studio.  As we watch, DJ 3000''s console flashes the text

Request Line: AFC West

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to a studio that remains empty. DJ 3000′: ONE MORE WEEK... Suddenly, the "incoming call" button on DJ 3000''s console lights up.  ---

Request Line: Flings

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY Once again, all the lights are...wait, it turns out the lights are actually on this week.  Though, as usual, it remains completely silent.  DJ 3000' boots up... …to realize that the studio remains empty. DJ 3000′: [checks calendar] OH, THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S STILL OFF IN SOUTH CAROLINA. Suddenly, the