INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER lies on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. He is hugging to his chest a large jar that is half-full of a clear(ish) liquid. The distillation apparatus he has built has clearly been deemed as "operational". DJ 3000: [throws a blanket over him] YOU
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is puttering around the studio, assembling a Rude Goldberg-looking construction out of various office materials. He is humming the tune from the Jimmy Buffet song "Coconut Telegraph" to himself. DJ 3000 sits silently, updating his operating system. DJ 3000: [Configuring update - 35% complete] The PRODUCER
Request Line: The Wrecking Ball
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join our regularly scheduled programming already in progress... DREW BREES: ...and then Marques says "that's not a snake, that's Junior Galette's belt!" PRODUCER: Ha ha ha ha ha! DREW: Ha ha ha ha ha! DJ 3000: HA HA HA HA HA! PRODUCER: Great story, Drew. I have to say, being
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Request Line: Misters and Mistresses
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The studio sits empty. The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen. DJ 3000: [sighs] DJ 3000: [to database] <?php $potential_topics = mysql_query("SELECT topic FROM request_line_database WHERE published = 'false'"); if (!$potential_topics) { echo 'Could not run query: ' . mysql_error(); exit; } $topic_array = best($potential_topics); echo $topic_array[0] ?> DJ 3000: NO, I KNOW HE'S SAVING THAT ONE FOR WHEN HE ACTUALLY HAS HIS SHIT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE IT PROPERLY. DJ 3000:
Request Line: This Suit Burns Better – Look!
Request Line: Speed
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY? OR MAYBE NIGHT? IT ALL SEEMS TO BE BLENDING TOGETHER WHEN YOU DON'T GO OUTSIDE ANYMORE. The PRODUCER is at the control panel, having an animated conversation with...someone inside the recording booth. DJ 3000 looks on in concern, because the recording booth appears to be empty. PRODUCER: