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Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Fall Days

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Sharkbait - September 27, 2024September 27, 2024
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Hello Fall. It seemed like a switch flipped and the temperature dropped to mid 60s during the days in the last week or so. We haven't done the stereotypical Fall in New England apple picking activity (yet), but some friends of ours did, and they came over for a football

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Just Desserts

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Sharkbait - September 20, 2024September 20, 2024
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Happy Friday. We made it to the weekend once again. This week's tasty beverage comes from our own Maestro. He was kind enough to send me up a small bottle of Peanut Butter Old Fashioned from Deep Roots Distillery in Prince Edward Island. Now, I'm not one to usually grab

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Wanderlust

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Sharkbait - September 13, 2024September 13, 2024
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Happy Friday one and all, to the waning days of summer. I'm clinging to the warm days as much as I can, since I much prefer summer/warm early fall days to the cold, dark and short days of winter, when I'll be longing for warmer climates. Until then, I plan

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: The Breakfast of Champions

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Sharkbait - September 6, 2024September 6, 2024
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Hello and happy Friday once again. Today's drink isn't what I originally had planned for this space. However a (somewhat) impromptu trip to New York to have dinner with my dad happened, and I needed to pivot. This drink is one that I've had on my radar for some time,

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Juniors

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Sharkbait - August 30, 2024August 30, 2024
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Hello and happy Friday! I know I promised a makeup from last week's over tired effort. I'm hoping this twist on a Manhattan serves as a decent placeholder. I've got my eye on a series of drinks I want to try and write about here, but unfortunately that's for the

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Bare Minimum

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Sharkbait - August 23, 2024August 22, 2024
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Happy Friday and boy do I need it. I've been running point on a client audit of my company all week. That entails being on calls (and camera) from 7:30am until 330ish. Then doing more evidence gathering after the day's calls are done. Suffice to say I'm beat. What does

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Spritz Surprise

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Sharkbait - August 16, 2024August 16, 2024
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Happy Friday! This week's drink is a little bit of an experiment. I've been eying making more spritzes for the summer since they go so well with basically everything this time of year. Plus, they can be low ABV so you can have a ton of them and still claim

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: MOAR Olympics

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Sharkbait - August 9, 2024August 9, 2024
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Happy Olympics Friday! I know I've mentioned it in the comments before, but I'm a huge Olympics junkie. Not just for the sporting aspect, although that is a huge part. I do come by my Olympics obsession honestly. My father used to work for NBC sports, so when I was

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: I Should Have Had Something For This

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Sharkbait - August 2, 2024August 1, 2024
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Welcome to Friday! Like our illustrious man from the Monday Drafts, I took have escaped to Maine for a few days away. Now, this trip has been planned for weeks. Did I have anything planned in advance for this week? Of course not. Am I writing this in the hotel

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Vacation Vacation

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Sharkbait - July 26, 2024July 26, 2024
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Happy Friday. It's been a week. Hoo boy is been a week. Oddly enough I've been on vacation this past week. My sister, her kids and my mom also stayed with us. It's been fun, but a tiring week with four kids running around the house at all times. At

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