Your “Let’s Keep It Moving, Folks” Later Sunday Football Open Thread

Only three games to preview in this window but dare I say that we don’t have a dumb throwaway game in the troika? Can the Raiders actually be ‘real’? If they are they’d be putting some new blood into an ages-old rivalry. The Saints/Rams will have a number of non-fans of either teams watching the game-and not just because they can’t view any other by conventional means. And for the purposes of my theory, Bears/Bronc’s is salient due to, uh, um, THE BATTLE OF THE “B” TEAMS! Yeah, that’s it. TO THE GAMES!

Almost L.V./KC:

Are we witnessing the resurrection of the formerly dynamic [waves to nomonkeyfun] Derek Carr? Perhaps. The odds of him showing out (in a respectable, clean shirt and tie kind of way) look very good vs. a Chiefs secondary that gives the farm and TD’s away on a weekly basis. Up and down Sammy Watkins is making the best of this Hill-less wr corps. Will rook Mecole Hardman do the same?

Chi/Den:

The [looks up synonyms for dynamic] zestful and potent Truthbiscuit had a nasty 62.1 QB rating last week, only Jameis prevented him from occupying the basement in that stat category. And now he’s up against a former DC, now head coach in Vic Fangio that saw him quite a bit during the latter’s tenure in the Windy City. I don’t like his chances.

Saints/Rams:

Hey Gurley owners! Your fella had a whole ‘zero’ touches in the red zone last week. Although I’m sure he’d have been able to fend off Scott Hanson’s advances were it to have occurred. Is the coaching staff just being careful with usage or is Brown the goal line back now? Stay tuned for the answer today. Spirited and vigorous Jared Goff made sure that Cooper Kupp started exactly where he left off before he went down last year-though he only had 46 yards he was targeted 10 times.

[mutters to self, That oughtta shut those guys up] Hey folks, enjoy the games and just remember, I’m not a closet racist! [Crap! Did I really just type that?]

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Brocky

AND ITS GOOD!!!!!

punches wall, breaks hand

I don’t fucking care

The Maestro

Oh boncos,,,

Gratliff

Suboptimal schadenfreude

Gratliff

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King Hippo

JEEEEEEESSSSSSUUUUUUUSSSSS, DONKS

Gratliff

Won’t have to worry about any late-game playoff heroics at least

Gratliff

Oh, so close on that bomb

LemonJello
LemonJello

Thanks Col Tibbets!

Spur
Spur

The Bears kicker is going to get a shot and miss it.

Brocky

…….

The Maestro

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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Do they leave too much time for Truth Biscuit?

LemonJello
LemonJello

To lead a winning drive? No.
To kiss some titties? Also no.

King Hippo

Well, if we rough him…

King Hippo

WHAT A BULLSHIT CALL

Redshirt

Bengals home opener

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King Hippo

D-O-N-K-S
E-L-I-T-E!!!

The Maestro

INCREDIBLE

The Maestro

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Gratliff

This is what Bears fans get for their stupid kicker obsession

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Old School Zero

Giants vs Dolphins on 12/15 should be flexed to SNF, goddamnit.

King Hippo

I never sign petitions, but I’d fucking sign that one.

King Hippo

SUDDEN CHANCE MISTER ELITE!!!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

He’s just entering his prime!

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

THAT was a nice run for a TD by Rammit.

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

Beastly effort.

King Hippo

Fantasy squadron appreciate the replay fuckery!

Dunstan
Dunstan

Oh sure, Rams, NOW you remember how to score.

King Hippo

You want to see the worst 2-minute drill in the history of mankind? Hold our beer!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Derek Carr hates (and is as ineffective against) the Chiefs as much as he hates (and is as ineffective against) the popular kids at school.

King Hippo

These are late games that only a BLEERGH could love.

The Maestro

Afternoon, folks. Just got home from camping this weekend, on a secret private island with Lady Maestro. We had a great time!

(No, it was not Little St. James Island, before you ask.)

Old School Zero

Was it Little St. James Island?

Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

Who wants Chocolate Cake?

King Hippo

I’ll leave some chocolate cake out for you! – Najeh D., Appleton, WI

King Hippo

That’s Our Flacco!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The Broncos are “The Mentalist” to That’s My Raiders’ “Psych”.