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Your Sunday Evening [DFO] Oscar Spectacular!

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Beerguyrob - April 25, 2021April 24, 2021
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Look, it's Oscar night. If you have relatives over, that's what's on. If you have a partner that likes movie or entertainment gossip, that's what's on. I haven't seen the majority of the films on the list, but this is the internet, so my uninformed opinions are just as valid as

Your “Rooting For Another Tie” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - November 25, 2018November 25, 2018
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No, it's not Father's Day.  Not that kind of tie. Back in week 2, these two NFC North "juggernauts" treated us to a 29-29 tie of futility.  Let's hope for more of the same tonight, shall we? To coin a phrase from the lovely and talented Scotchnaut.... ....TO THE GAME!!!!! Packers @ Vikings (-3.5,

Your “Commitment to Excrement” Late SNF Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - November 5, 2017November 5, 2017
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With all due apologies to Rikki-Tikki-Deady  and Al Davis' Re-Animated Corpse.... ....for that post title.  Mostly because I don't want either showing up here uninvited. And also my apologies for my opinion below of how this game tonight is apt to go. Please don't cannibalize me in my sleep tonight. That goes for you

Your “Quick Turnaround” SNF Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - October 15, 2017October 15, 2017
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We're almost there, another Sunday in the books.  I hate this as much as you guys do, but the shitty week's finish line is in sight. But first we gotta get past this one tonight. No, those aren't my words.  That's what I would expect to be overheard in the Gigantes' locker

Your “Are We Having Fun Yet?” SNF Open Thread

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theeWeeBabySeamus - October 1, 2017October 1, 2017
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I'm tired and grumpy.  And somehow also both drunk and hungover simultaneously.  That doesn't seem fair, just sayin'. And I hate teh Clots.  This could get interesting. OK, maybe not "interesting" so much as "awkward". Just kidding.  I do hate the Clots, but I'm too tired to spew venom.  Or anything else, for

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