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The Usual Suspensions (The Final Chapter)

  • Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 13, 2016
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INT. SCOTT HANSON’S OFFICE – DAY VARIABLE KENT is sitting in an office chair, having just finished telling his story.  SCOTT HANSON is standing silently, fascinated by KENT's unbelievable story of intrigue, betrayal, and murder.  PETER KING is seated on the edge of HANSON's desk, sipping his coffee and staring blithely

The Usual Suspensions (Part 3)

  • Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - February 24, 2016February 23, 2016
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INT. SCOTT HANSON'S OFFICE - DAY A man - let's call him VERBAL KENT because the author of this piece couldn't think of anything clever enough that wouldn't be a dead giveaway - sits in an office at NFL Network Headquarters. The office is an untidy mess; the desk is covered

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