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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 62)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - December 30, 2016December 30, 2016
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The scene: An unnamed bar in the Free and Sovereign State of Chihuahua, Mexico. Ballsofsteelandfury is sitting at a table in a dark corner, along with Covalent Blonde, Low Commander, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and Otto's Brain. Although Otto's Brain is actually on the table rather than at it, being

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