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Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 71)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - March 3, 2017March 1, 2017
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The scene: The twisted road which leads toward the Castle of Death, on which the Moosemobile currently sits. And on top of the Moosemobile are Future Moose and Doktor Zymm. Zymm is currently swinging Man in Plaid #2's head at the hordes of undead that surround the vehicle, and Moose

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 45)

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Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 26, 2016August 24, 2016
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The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. At night. On a deserted road. It's kind of spooky. It's even spookier because there's a body in the road. I mean, that's never good. Sitting in the car that just ran the poor guy over are Future Moose, Ballsofsteelandfury, Low Commander of the

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