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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle.Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.They have no children, but do have the world’s cutest dogs.
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

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With the All Star Game tonight in Cincy, and me still high from the fantastic home run derby last night, it’s time for the All Star Game presented by Ferminger’s Viophonographs and Big Lester’s BBQ Freakhouse.

For those of us looking for a place to discuss whether Joe Buck is a bigger tool than Chris Berman, or if Pete Rose should be in the HOF or burned at the stake, here’s a spot.

Have fun tonight, and remember – training camps start next week, so be safe out there.

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
Darkest Timeline Zack Morris
DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle. Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski. They have no children, but do have the world's cutest dogs.

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makeitsnowondem

Penny Dreadful’s good

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is it over? They moved me to a new room in the 9th, I don’t have the tv back on yet.

WCS

AL doubled up the NL, 6-3. Hang in there, buddy. (We’re not your buddy, guy. http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4685688+_3887d3e3550ae26ef3039577c5ac8eec.jpg)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Have they sent anyone to restore your pluck yet?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

My ladyfriend offered to fly out in the morning, but I told her to hold off until there’s more information than “I don’t like your spleen”.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll take “What did Al Wallace say to Chris Simms” for 400, Alex.

Cuntler

I can drive up and give you a disinterested hand job if worse comes to worst.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Offer still on the table?