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DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle.Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.They have no children, but do have the world’s cutest dogs.
Latest posts by Darkest Timeline Zack Morris (see all)
- Great Googly Moogly – It’s the Chefs Preview – August 30, 2018
- An Open Thread for Wednesday – A Tale of Magic and Wonder – August 8, 2018
- Door Flies…Up a Mountain? – August 7, 2018
The Emmys have no excuses to snub this man. He is a TREASURE.
I have no words.