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The Emmys have no excuses to snub this man. He is a TREASURE.
I have no words.
It’s Time For the Emmys!
Tags: Tommy Wiseau Is Back
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I watched that with the sound off because I’m at work, and I can’t imagine it’s any less horrifying. I can’t figure this guy out. Either he is a Troll Genius far exceeding Tom Brady, or…well, I don’t even want to contemplate how cringe-inducing the “or” is.
So are we live blogging the All Star Game or what?
We absolutely can – I’ll drop a post for it now.
It both looks and sounds like a college kid recording a party on a flip phone.
Dear god I’ve seen better production quality in late night porn. And at least in those shows they know the difference between a belly button and a vagina.
The lack of a title or picture for this post both intrigued me and scared me at the same time.
Well now my komment doesn’t make any sense!
You expect things to make sense in a Tommy Wiseau post?!
/shakes head
/pours 21 year old Japanese Whisky into a glass of Jose Cuervo Gold
/it bubbles up and forms a cupcake
/the cupcake grows arms and hands and is holding a knife
/I eat the cupcake
/the cupcake cuts itself out of my abdomen
/cupcake sets up a tape recorder
/I get up and leave after high fiving the cupcake
/football likes the spoon
/WHY LISA
You might say that that cupcake was tearing you apart.
It gave me the idea for some photoshop good times, though.
Wait, does it just sort of start over there at the end? How is everything spelled correctly? I feel like there should be star wipes instead of slow fades. The Neighbors just looks like every bad improv troupe you’ve ever imagined. GIVE HIM AN EMMY JUST TO HAVE HIM GIVE A SPEECH!
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