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DTZM escaped his dark timeline through a wormhole created by Lord Screech, after he destroyed Bayside for never allowing him to mate with Lisa Turtle.Zach now lives a quiet life in St. Louis with his wife, Darkest Timeline Kelly Kapowski.They have no children, but do have the world’s cutest dogs.
Latest posts by Darkest Timeline Zack Morris (see all)
- IT: An Amblin Entertainment Horror Movie (With SPOILERS) – September 15, 2017
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- Down With the Russian (Spammers) – March 4, 2017
The Emmys have no excuses to snub this man. He is a TREASURE.
I have no words.