Once there was this guy who
Got into an accident on the 4th of July
And when it finally came out
His finger had had become totally detached
He said that it was from when
The fireworks blew up.
[Andy Reid eating ribs]: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this girl who
Interviewed a legend on the sidelines of a game
But when she asked him questions
He wanted to kiss all over her body
He couldn’t care less about
Chad Pennington’s arm strength
[Andy Reid eating ribs]: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
But both girl and guy were glad
‘Cause one dude had it worse than that
‘Cause then there was this ape whose
Readers made him parse through MMQB every week
And when he finished reading
He shook and lurched all over his laptop
He couldn’t quite explain how
The nutmeg smell got there.
[Andy Reid eating ribs]: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
I think extra credit should be given for the motor-boating still shot, too!
Thanks for that.
Is there a fire nearby that you can go die in?
srsly really funny but unsure if worth the earworm
I literally had to stop reading and wipe the tears from my eyes before I could read the third verse.
You are truly the king of the NFL song parodies. I hope you’ll repost your Find The River one again. That thing is perfect.
You are an evil genius. Well done!
Such a thing of beauty. I only wish I could be more baritone. Best gift for a Friday morning!
I may be biased, though. Superman’s Song was definitely a favorite of mine for a time.