Time for meaningful organized football again, at least at the college level.
These match-ups are probably the most worthwhile tonight:
1. North Carolina – South Carolina: COCKS!!!!!! Once again the FBS commences with Steve Spurrier growing increasingly frustrated on the sidelines.
2. Michigan – Utah: Crazy Harbs returns to the college scene with a tough game at Utah, a very respectable Pac-12 team. It will probably be a year or two until Crazy Harbs has Michigan into full-on Crazy-Harbs War Mode. But I will look forward to him sending Urban Meyer packages of anthrax-laced small dead animals during his tenure.
3. TCU – Minnesota: I really like TCU, I really hope the NCAA does not fuck them out of a playoff spot in place of a blue-blood.
LETS GO BLOOD EYES!!!!
Who’s staying up with me to watch Colorado-Hawaii?!?!?
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Jake Butt sounds like the protagonist from an 80s action trilogy.
I wonder if Harbaugh makes a cut on his arm everytime he loses and mutters “soon, this ignominy shall be avenged!”
Go suck a nut, Harbaugh!
Bunting on the edge? I like my bunting front and center
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Is Arizona playing? Doesnt matter:
Wait, does Fox Sports 1 have Colin Cowherd, Dave Wannstedt, and Matt Leinert as their commentary booth, Christ on a fucking stick.
So we will know where to direct the tactical nuclear strike?
C’mon Hippo they are the Chinese knock-off versions of Skip Bayless, an 80s villian, and a USC washout (damn so many of those running around nowaday) just send in an A-10 strike, don’t waste valuable nuclear ordnance on such a non-stragetic target. We might need that nuke to wipe out Chris Berman.
True, he’s more likely to be resistant to conventional weaponry.
SECN has a truly delightful shitshow. Vandy 3, Western Kentucky 0, late in the 3rd. No bad weather, just ineptitude aplenty.
Apart from the fact that nobody can tackle or throw a decent pass, this is just like real football.
Michigan’s D-Line is no joke so far. Let’s see if they can keep it up.
HE’S CLAPPING LIKE BRADY HOKE!!!!!!!!!!
Instead of stoning, does Spurrier throw his visor at someone repeatedly as a punishment for poor play.
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Michigan running the 80s sweep play
TCU is gonna rape some gophers.
Betcha they run up the score something fierce this season. Maybe even hit 100 sometime.
Gig em.
Hee hee, Meeeeechigan has a guy named Jake Butt.
I’m too mad watching the Chickens derp all over the field. Gonna listen to Gus Johnson scream about Team Secular Big Love (hopefully) kicking the shit out of Harbs.
Who’d win a Harbaugh-Johnson shouting match?
Johnson. Harbs would eventually get frustrated and stroke out.
Batesy!
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North Carolina’s head coach looks like a raging cock pocket. They need to throw a few flags on these fucking prima Donnas.
I hope my envisioned “laugh at Harbaugh” time works out better than the first game has. Godfuckingdamnit.
Jesus Spurriers had to use 3 QBs already, and none of them were prematurely yanked.
Red Zone is free for everyone tonight!
Is that the equivalent to free lap dances from the early Tuesday afternoon strip club retinue?
+1 lazy eye
Salty Nut.
I think that dude with the ginger coed on his knee already busted his…
So on a scale of 1 to 10, how douchey is Jesse Palmer.
Alright, because I’m a masochist, I’m off to watch the 14th-string Steelers bounce off the 5th stringer Panthers in person. Enjoy the Diet Football, ya fucknuts and ladies.
PharaohDOWN!!!!
Watching this game via SkyCam on ESPN3. No announcers. It’s beautiful.
No replays though. Only downfall so far.
Who knew Mitch Conner survived his suicide attempt, and grew up to be South Carolina’s new QB?
I’ve always loved Spurrier’s absolute mistrust in his QBs.
Even at 70, he’s pretty sure he could still do better.
This season, he just might be right.
Spurrier’s new QB is goddamned awful.
Damn, Spurrier nearly had a chance to yank him out of the game.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK UNC
I wish I could like this a few hundred times. It’s the narrative equivalent of a Sweet Dee gif.
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I don’t even think Jones is from Indiana.
I also like teh Kaylee.
Also, I agree. TCU is cool, and really got fucked over last season.
There’s hilarious shit tonight, too. Like Duke at Tulane, played before like 200-300 random winos who straggled in to get away from the humidity.
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We will be watching you with mild interest, ye hopeful junior varsity NFL interns!
FUCK CAROLINA!!!!
Oh, shit. I have to be more specific tonight.
FUCK BLUE CAROLINA!!!!!
Utah and TCU. Both went to greener pastures. Waiting for Boise St. to do the same so that the MWC will dissolve and San Diego State will end up playing in the Big Sky or Pioneer League.
/Go Aztecs
//at least the new unis are cool https://twitter.com/GoAztecs/status/628613330349854720/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
I’m actually excited to see how Michigan does this year. Think I’m gonna make the trek south of the border to catch a game or two live hopefully; my buddy’s doing his Ph.D in math there. Somehow, this means his IQ is equal to pretty much the entire city of Detroit added together.
FOOTBALL!