Your All-Devonta Thursday Night Football Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 15, 2015

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The Hipp was kind enough to post a JV thread which alludes to the fact that, though we love/hate the NFL ball, we don’t wear sports blinders. On the ice the Sens are playing the Pens and of course the Dodgers are hosting the Mets (deciding amongst themselves who will eventually be decimated by those goddamn PED-using, bat-flipping bastards up in the Toronto). So sit back and relax and I’ll set up the Falcons/Saints for you.

Atl @ NO: Why is the spread only 3, 3.5? Them Vegas-ians know something, don’t they? Julio has hamstring and toe issues-receivers and hamstrings in the same sentence is never a good thing. Devonta is on an epic run [snorts] these last few weeks, piling up yards and TD’s as though they were canned goods in anticipation of a supposed Cubs WS win which would surely signal the end of life as we know it. At this point the Saints look like the teamification of Sunday morning on Bourbon Street. The D can’t do anything (blitz and hope for the best tonight?) and Drew can’t put up the points like he has in years past. I like Breezy-he got the short straw in San Diego and turned it into a fantastic career. Now however he’s stuck on the down-side with a team that doesn’t look like it will be competitive for 2-3 years. I read somewhere that 21% of their 145 mill. is tied up in paying players no longer on the club. That’ll slow up your rebuilding process. The good news is that Breezy can bathe in his solid gold bathtub, covered in $100 bills-that’ll take the edge off.

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October 16, 2015 1:03 am

Quick, probably not, diatribe about doctors.

I had an 11:00 AM appointment with my doctor. I’ve only had this doctor for 10 months since I changed my main health insurance at the start of this year. Shortly after I changed insurance, I tore the shit out of a lateral meniscus on my right knee and needed to see an orthopaedic surgeon to fix the broken ass appendage. The knee was fixed by a great specialist and I’m on the road to recovery. HOWEVAH! the primary care physician insisted on inserting himself into the proceedings despite the lack of, I don’t know the fact that he didn’t need to, and he is charging the shit out of my insurance company for some extemporaneous shit that I completely don’t need. He is easily one of the most rude, self-centered holier-than-thou, negative, lack-of-positive reinforcement, downbeat motherfuckers I have ever encountered in my life. I dropped almost 20 pounds and put on nothing but lean lifting-ass muscle by humping my ass off at the gym on the days I’m not doing my five mile walk and he said “Pfft that’s only twenty pounds. Are you seriously saying you are losing weight?”

Motherfucker. I am in good shape for an old ass man with arthritic surgically repaired knees.

Today I had a fasting blood draw scheduled, for what I have no fucking idea, and my appointment time was 11:00 AM. You know, when I’m supposed to be at work? At 12:15 I looked up from my book, because whenever I have more than a spare minute or two I’m reading a book, then I walked to the receptionist’s desk and said “I had an 11:00 AM appointment scheduled and I would like to cancel and I won’t be rescheduling. Can I speak with someone about making my medical records transportable?”

Maybe he was busy but I don’t think so. It felt more like he thought his time was more invaluable than mine. It’s not.

I have an appointment at 11:00 AM on Monday with a new doctor who is close enough to my house that I can walk.

I understand that your primary field of study is medicine but as a person who interacts with the general public I think that falls into the category of Customer Service. At least to a small extent and if you can’t at least acknowledge a customer in 75 minutes?

If I was you’re boss I would have fired your ass months ago.

Instead of waiting until today but your ass is still fired.