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Martin

She even brought her camel.

Part of it, anyway.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Indeed!

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WCS

WCS to his five-year-old niece:
“You see this? THAT’S the kind of princess you should be.”

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

This is why I like you. You are absolutely terrible but never change.

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WCS

The truth is out there indeed.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

h

ttp://40.media.tumblr.com/9bfac9d2b08693a900dc00a429b71b33/tumblr_ntouauMOBJ1shd9xeo1_1280.jpg

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s awesome!

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Martin

I think Filmdrunk or a commenter said it best: Daniel Craig looks like Archer in the poster for Spectre if Archer was a weak-lipped pussy who drank Heinekin.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Can we make that a real saying that people quote all the time? I am up for that. Who originally posted it. I want to give credit

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Martin

JTRO:

it still astounds me that the James Bond folks didn’t care to address the almost spot-on parody of Archer’s parody of James Bond. If Archer drank Heineken. Which he doesn’t. ‘Cause he aint a bitch.

http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2015/10/star-wars-force-awakens-poster/

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Back when I didn’t just shame watch Uproxx in secret I was a fan of his. I thought he was on KSK too, much less often that most but I remember seeing him there.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I just scrolled down and WCS was a dick to my dog. I am fine with him abandoning our FF league. Not ok with him saying anything bad about my pups.

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Martin

I assumed he was being mean to you.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am fine with that. It was the attack on my dog that bugged me

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WCS

No, I was being mean to you.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Ok, back to loving my online great grandfather.

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Brick Meathook

Well, that solves that.

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Martin

Time for bed.

http://i.imgur.com/STKv0XG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/flpvxNL.jpg

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Brick Meathook

STELLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY KIDS! SHE’S OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR GREAT GRANDMOTHER! IT’LL BE LIKE BEATING-OFF IN A TIME MACHINE!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/pOMVmXd.jpg

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Martin

Three levels of consanguinity is safe enough that most states allow it.

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Brick Meathook

Martin, I’m an educated man, and even I don’t know what the hell that word means.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Done and done

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WCS

Pretty much all of us left by this point:

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Martin

And they know they love it.

http://i.imgur.com/UF6q3oK.gif

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

There is in no way that man chose to be a newscaster with the name Dick Wood

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Brick Meathook

OR DID HE?????

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Is this gonna end with him in a porn still going by the name of Dick Wood? If so send me a link, great porn name I have to watch his work.

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Martin

And hot

http://i.imgur.com/drjf0i2.gif

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Martin

I make all the girls wet.

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http://i.imgur.com/cLGQE5l.gif

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WCS

[fart noise]
I am useless.

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/XyrrCYs.jpg

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That last post in retrospect seems needy. I meant it pithy or dickishly sarcastic at most,.One more pic of hot redhead

http://40.media.tumblr.com/b9a345df8534e875834ee28bebaa51f3/tumblr_nwi7bhhlHa1qk16obo2_1280.jpg

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Martin

The McCord sisters would be unremarkable for L.A. as tall, impossibly skinny blondes (no implants though) if Angel didn’t show off the entire front grill.

http://gfycat.com/FreeScaryCuckoo

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Martin

I saw some actress dressed up in what looked like her best Debbie Harry costume, but I can’t remember who it was to save my dick. Sorry, Moose.

http://i.imgur.com/JWc5G4f.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This gif always works to ease the pain.

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/h82GVZt.gifv

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WCS

The perpetual war at my place continues unabated.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I made a joke about my abusive dad in an older thread and it is kinda hidden. I am well aware you guys are just as lazy as me

Bewbs because I know you so well

http://40.media.tumblr.com/a501ad31f8b4737e08a4039a3e70a53b/tumblr_nwi7bhhlHa1qk16obo1_1280.jpg

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Martin

That’s the benefit of getting older, though. The tables turn when you grow up and you can abuse the fuck out of them back.

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Brick Meathook

STELLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.imgur.com/Wjh9ze5.jpg

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WCS

That terrifying feeling when you hear a cat starting yak up a hairball, and that relief when you get it to happen on the bathroom tile…

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Martin

Jewish girls. Such great boobs.

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Beerguyrob

If there’s room for some old school, I’d like to add in some Hollywood classics.

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Brick Meathook

THERE’S ALWAYS ROOM FOR OLD SCHOOL

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/jPgGNfT.gifv

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Martin

I prefer the videos where the tails are more ……. buttplugs.

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Brick Meathook

Nice pussy!

(I know, that joke was extremely low-hanging fruit… just like that pussy)

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I left my dog out all night and it was just because I left booze outside.I feel bad now. I spoiled him yesterday so he just loved me when I brought him in.He is the best dog ever.

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WCS

Dogs are idiots like that.

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Martin

Who was discussing Danielle Panabaker a few days ago?

http://www.comicbookresources.com/imgsrv/imglib/0/0/1/killer-frost-panabaker-156701-184b5.jpg

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WCS

HAPPY BELATED BACK TO THE FUTURE DAY

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Brick Meathook

http://i.imgur.com/gsLL1Ym.jpg

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Brick Meathook

I wonder what the wind-chill factor was…

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Martin

2 Nipply° C

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WCS

Was that your homework, Larry?

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WCS


As much as I love this song, the video needs far more Apollonia, and far less of the balloon in the passenger seat.

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Beerguyrob

Sorry I’m late.

I didn’t see any Heather Graham, and I thought, “that’s not right.”

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Heather-Graham-heather-graham-225252_1024_768.jpg

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Brick Meathook

We had a thing once, me and Heather. Unfortunately, she never knew about it. Her loss, I guess.

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Brick Meathook

HOLY SHIT MOOSE THAT’S AWESOME! (I’m stealing it)

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