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Sunday Naughty Boy Update

King Hippo

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As the picture notes, Discipline Daddy is back in town!

Aqib Talib has been suspended for the upcoming home game against the Kansas City Chefs. Chris Harris and Bradley Roby will have to handle Captain Checkdown without their reliable third wheel (as the expedited, futile appeal is Wednesday). Although this is wildly inconsistent with the non-punishment of repeat asshole violator Pacman Jones in Week One, I am glad that bullshit isn’t being repeated, even if it would benefit my footy side. It was a total dick move. Talib’s total lack of accountability afterwards is also pretty embarrassing.

Update away in the comments if The Rog gets around to the Rams’ brutal dickholery, or any other miscellany.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

He loses

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Ah fork!

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Lothar of the Hill People

Talib had already removed the plank from his eye, and so felt it was time to remove the splinter from Allen’s eye.

Fun (Arabic) fact: Talib (pronounced TAHH-lib) means “student.” Comes from a (Persian loanword) root that means “to demand,” so the gist is that students demand knowledge. Pronouncing it like everyone does for this particular football player (Tah-LEEEB) gets the meaning closer to “one who demands from others,” i.e., a beggar.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Wonder what Lester Hayes means……

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed, he deserves the suspension and fine. Apparently there was shit going on the whole game. So did Jones at the time.

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King Hippo

words cannot describe how I love her. Why she gotta be imaginary??

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Doktor Zymm

I think they accidentally distributed boxing rules, rather than football rules before the games yesterday.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44975000/gif/_44975914_boxing_466x280.gif

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

See, people! NO TIT PUNCHING ALLOWED!

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montythisseemsstrangetome

(Overheard in Rams’ executive offices):

“We kind of look bad after that hit on Bridgewater yesterday. What can we do to generate some good PR and show that we are sensitive to the concussion community?”

“Hey guys, what’s up?”
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Wes-Welker-Molly.jpg

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Holy shit, I thought you were kidding.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Dwayne Allen was heard to be going “nyuck nyuck nyuck” to Von Miller just before the incident.

http://media.giphy.com/media/eAEIWokxUHYRO/giphy.gif

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Beerguyrob

All this talk about eye pokes reminds me that I’m out of chewing gum.

https://youtu.be/B64vHLuUkio

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entropy

Rex is making IK a team captain for Thursday’s game, which is making me giggle for some reason.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Poorhouse! You’re our captain this week!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“Go knock 600 bucks worth of sense into him, Poorhouse!”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How I spent my morning:

I’m actually surprised that Goodell did anything – he’s been terrified to swing the hammer this year.

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Beerguyrob

The Works is an under-appreciated album. I still have my vinyl copy.

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makeitsnowondem

They say justice is blind, but that’s only because justice pissed off Aqib Talib.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m honestly disappointed that Talib didn’t take it to the limit and insist that there was a fly on Allen’s eye and he was just trying to swat it away.

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King Hippo

I am disappoint that his high quality Jayhawk edumacation didn’t learn him that (i) “it was an accident” and (ii) “we were losing the game and I just got mad” are kinda logically inconsistent.

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