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Andrew Luck is out at least two weeks for a lacerated kidney (via all the Internet). Matt Hasselbeck Fantasy Owners now dominate the straw man population of sports scolds everywhere. Because the non-Colts AFC South fan contingent might as well not exist.
Well, Texans fans cheered when Matt Schaub got injured in Houston during that pick-6 bonanza (from memory; may Google it later). So dammit, we’re here, and we’re worthy of scorn. Though unpopular, sometimes vilified, our beliefs are firm. Call us the NFL’s conscientious objectors.
This is an open thread. Ignore this contrived intro. But in honor of Luck and Keenan Allen, “Siempre te llevo en mi riñón” by Los Rabanes: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dHUtWtuh6w0
Tuesday Open Thread: Luck, Conscientious Objectors, and Panamanian Punk
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My dog will stuff his face as close to your hand if you cook if you are anyone but me. He behaved today, got like an 1/8th of my plate of nachos
Rachel Bilson for no one
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Nobody will be awake for at least 4 hours? I am gonna make breakfast nachos with no one to judge
I am up like every other time I drank, as usual 5 hours early. Today I woke up not drunover, just still shitfaced
I had a job slicing vegetables and fruits with a clock in time of 5 am. I couldn’t stand it then, Now I am just up in time by default
Pet the kitty. Pettttttt the kitty. Pet the kitty.
All those yoga fuckers are missing out. This is how you achieve inner peace.
Were you assholes aware that there is an Ice Footbaw player named McBain? How is he not our official not-footbaw mascot?
I, for one, was not aware of this. And I am quite the asshole, thank you.
Also: Chad Johnson (G- BUF)
YOUR MOM
http://i.imgur.com/Uk2GjJw.jpg
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You only get this because google doesn’t understand Rachel Bilson and Aubrey Plaza are separate people. I might also like the gif
What is the fucking point of putting censored music videos on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRcnnId15BA
Still have no idea what this is from
http://31.media.tumblr.com/dfb4ddaec437aa5fa360ed08f5cfdf21/tumblr_mpuh3rcL3Y1qhyze4o1_250.gif
12 is too young for an ipad
No shit! Apparently it is not too young to be cray-cray.
Oh Wonder Woman, if you had only been on my submarine… we not only would have won the war but you would have also been a very happy lady indeed.
That looks like when we had a new Chief Engineer and he got blown by differential air pressure through the water-tight door between Machinery 2 and the Engineroom, right in front of the entire M-Division (including me). I gotta tell ya, we all just stared. Amateur mistake.
Damn the torpedoes.
Naw, Weaponettes lived at the front end of the boat; I was an Engineer, we lived at the ass end.
“Machinery 2 and the Engineroom” Yah! I figuured that was in de back, yah.
I just wanted to type that.
http://www.schillerinstitute.org/educ/hist/eiw_this_week/images/Admiral_Farragut.jpg
I’m glad I softballed you that.
What in the Farragut is you talkin’ ’bout?
Although, secretly I was hoping you were on one of those new fangled front wheel drive boats.
http://image.e-nenpi.com/article_images/201307/201506/576850.jpg
The Amityville Horror (1979) | Margot Kidder
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oldie but a goodie
http://i.imgur.com/ze9ReDz.jpg
Is that one your favorite?
http://31.media.tumblr.com/8a131678e39e728ea64339e4324aecdb/tumblr_npss37eMSg1qf5do9o1_500.gif
Moose: Charles Rodrigues, Sam Gross, and Charles Addams will never ever get old to me.
But yeah I love the catheter cartoon.
All star list, but Rodrigues has some laugh the next day stuff.
What I’m sayin’ is between those three there is a shit-ton (metric) of material. It’s not every day you get your dick sucked by a toothless organ grinder’s monkey…….
Moose, I am going to keep posting Charles Rodrigues cartoons until you love him as much as I do. Prepare your mind accordingly.
I think I said that; I keep old Penthouses and Playboys FOR HIS CARTOONS!
*Well, partly because the other pages are stuck together.
To bring you down from Nitro. My favorite song
SOON
Am I allowed to go to old Offspring music after this? I have like 3 songs lined up in my head. It will be 5 songs at least, starting with Nitro and may end with it
Nitro was a theme in many of my hockey locker rooms before games. All on me for that.
I would think you are allowed to put down whatever tune you want. Here is my 8-track; just put in your favorite tapes.
The site ate the link
I am bored with this already. Going to RHCP music
That worked. I’m awake now.
Fair enough. Got work soon.
Woke me up too.
I used to work with a girl from Texas who looked just like Linda Carter. I never dated her, nor even had physical contact of any kind with her, to the best of my recollection. I did see her once soaking in a hot tub.
I have few regrets in my life, but that sure as shit is one of them.
Oh this one’s going to get some run. I’m thinking “Oh No He Di-in’t” Owl
Could also go with the tune I posted above, but I like your idea. When someone says “What? Too soon?”
You guys already know I hate you all more than my adopted pup, so one more update before I try to be witty or relevant or just get lazy and post boobs. Tried again to get him to move. Still seizing slightly so that failed. I be checking in to see if he is ok all night. No more updates unless he gets worse
Sorry mate.
Well, the WSOP was anticlimactic.
Oh, men. Men. MEN. It’s that glorious time of the year when there’s a football game on every night of the week. Tonight in #MACtion has Antonio Brown’s Central Michigan Chippewas playing host to the Rockets of Toledo.
Toledo raced out to a 21-0 lead by the midpoint of the second quarter, only to see CMU get to within 21-17 in the fourth. However, a short touchdown run from the Chips has it 28-17 with less than six to play.
Hey, you gotta watch something when you’re at the gym, and I’d rather put my foot in a blender and hit “Frappe” than watch whatever iteration of The Voice or Survivor is on.
After I shower (post-workout shower is hands down the best shower), I’ll be finishing All the President’s Men. I think it’s also worth pointing out that Sean Hannity lauds G. Gordon Liddy as a “true American patriot” every time Liddy is on his show.
[has let wife commandeer the TV and as such is watching The Voice right now]
Rookie move. Even when there’s nothing on, you gotta keep your Remote Hand strong.
Barn raisin’ muthafucka couldn’t lacerate his spleen BEFORE he fucked my Donks up? In the spirit of the evening, THANKS OBAMA!!!!11111
Didn’t the Main Event pot use to be bigger?
*Main Event Weed
I failed on my attempt to just stay up all night/day. Made it to like 4 and just crashed. I was up in time to not have a The Flash online but that resolved itself fairly quick. Also found my dog having another seizure. Minor one but he couldn’t/wouldn’t go outside and I got mocked for caring by my dad. He snuck in like a couple things and a voice tone that let the pups know he loved him but mostly mocking. Dog just took in the good things.
Anybody else watching poker?
I am.
Well, I was, now I’m not (the wife’s home). Sorry to be a tease.
I used to really, really like watching poker. Then all of a sudden, I quit watching altogether. And I have no idea why.
I am with Hippo, but if it is on WatchESPN I might turn it on, if WatchESPN decides to work for once
Me too. It’s way too much strategy, chock full of drama, but no action. Unless property deeds, wedding rings, watches, shirts, or hair could be bet.
in the rear.
Liquor in the front.
My wife and daughter are watching Bravo. I am drinking. (RedHook Long Hammer, nothing great, but it’s here.)
On the other hand, my TY Hilton early-round pick looks pretty good right now.
Shit cable, cooking wine or else, and Republican debate Twitter. I have to plan better when I apartment sit at my mom’s.
/Looks squinty-eyed at Jesus portrait
My late aunt had a kickass Jesus portrait that was a little sexy. Hopefully now she’s hanging out with him, or at least in line behind the velvet rope.
My mom’s is pious, non-judgmental, blonde locks Jesus. So definitely sexy AND approachable. Only a handful of mortals can pull that off.
Only sometimes I may
Feel that I want you.
But you my love,
Will always be,
In my kidney.
Oh oh
Ay buro bop bop boro
Lookie my lil’ darling
I got you in my kidney.
Ay buro bop bop boro
Hey mamacita
You’re in my kidney.
Weeeep
It’s because some times
I may feel that I want you.
O op
/And so on…
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