Turkeynacht Finale Game Thread

There are only so many corpses to roll out from the NFC East, so some must be saved for Sunday. Thusly, you will be treated to…

Bears @ Packers (8:30, NBC)

Though this may have “third shitshow of the day when one is already sleepy from teh turkey” written all over it at first glance…I wouldn’t be quite so hasty. The Packers have been poop for quite some time, at least on offense. I mean, I am quite likely to start Josh McCown over Aaron Rodgers this week. Yes, a good part of that is me being a fucking lunatic, but still. Plus, Catler’s zen presence has elevated all around him since returning from injury. The Bears qualify as perfectly average right now. Prepare to mute thine teevee boxes early and often, as this is a Favre Slurping Special tonight. Even if it’s physically impossible to deep throat ol’ #4″…Cris and Li’l Bobby Costas are sure gonna try their best regardless.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

November 27, 2015 7:55 pm

http://49.media.tumblr.com/a1e8c5e186f20ba9a0d190ff68ad0045/tumblr_nb0t1zdEgu1tjric3o1_r1_400.gif

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 1:23 am

I don’t know what is going on with Seth Myers’ show tonight (or any night). I asked my cat and I’m pretty sure she said something like “more duck”

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 1:15 am

Just going to go ahead and start a new thread about beer here. Or about whatever else those of you not in a tryptophan coma are drinking. Whatcha got?

WCS

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November 27, 2015 1:17 am

Eagle Rare, nicotine, and basketball.

Cuntler

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November 27, 2015 2:25 am

Logged in to gloat and repeat something about the sex cannon, like packman jon (eat a dick you unfunny Twitter hack, Rob Ford sucks more cock than you and your QB), or the 15 year old Canadian girl who writes the mailbag. Seriously, write better, assholes. Marble Brewery out of New Mexico is doing cool shit. Drink it. http://www.marblebrewery.com/

Cuntler

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November 27, 2015 2:31 am

That was mean.

WCS

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November 27, 2015 1:06 am

Looks like it’s going to be WVU-SDSU in the Las Vegas Invitational championship tomorrow night at 22:30 EST.

O U THINK WCS AN MAKE IT SNOW AIN’T GON DRANK?! O AN U NOE DEY WILZZZZ AN BULLEEEEE DAT

WCS

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November 27, 2015 12:56 am

SDSU off the glass as the play clock buzzes.

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 12:57 am

took me way too long to figure out you’re talking about basketball

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 12:58 am

and fuck it’s FS1 again

WCS

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November 27, 2015 12:41 am

Any of you shitdicks watching #14 Cal-SDSU?

Tied 50 up with 6:59 to go. Been a great game thus far.

Old School Zero

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November 27, 2015 12:45 am

Nah. Just sittin’ here, shittin’ dicks.

WCS

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November 27, 2015 12:50 am

Old School Zero

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November 27, 2015 12:31 am

Hey, anyone know if they mentioned Favre during this game?

makeitsnowondem

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Reply to Old School Zero

November 27, 2015 12:34 am

I roasted his hat. No one cared. 🙁

Old School Zero

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November 27, 2015 12:37 am

Awww, sorry, bae. Here, have a Lagunitas DoppelSticky to ease the pain.

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 12:38 am

Man, I want some of that shit. I haven’t seen it show up here yet. Drinkin’ a SN Celebration to hold me over.

Old School Zero

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November 27, 2015 12:40 am

I haven’t seen it in stores yet but they had it on tap at a neighborhood joint and it was excellent. Better than the Heady Topper someone snuck our way. I have two bottle shops talking the Goose Island Bourbon County release tomorrow, so I might just try to sneak out to one of them and see if I can grab some good shit, including Doppel.

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November 27, 2015 12:53 am

I’ll say it: I’ve had Heady Topper twice and I’m one of those assholes who just doesn’t get it. Maybe there’s something wrong with my mouth. I’d rather have Bell’s Hopslam. I’d rather have two Bell’s Hopslams than six Heady Toppers.

The Goose Island Black Friday release has always seemed like a trap to me. I’ve never not found their shit later in the week, BUT! Your local bottle shops may be dropping other shit that’s unrelated to Anheuser-Busch Goose Island to compliment the release; I know a lot of places here do that. And that can be real good, especially if you’re in, like, the best beer state in the entire country oh god I’m so fucking jealous

Old School Zero

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November 27, 2015 1:01 am

Yeah, last year I was able to find a regular Bourbon Co. Stout and a Barleywine a ways after the release date, so it’s not so much about that as it is an excuse to go see if they have the Doppel and finally pick up that Victory Moon Glow you have me curious about.

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 1:06 am

All I ask is: If you don’t care for the Moonglow, please don’t abandon doppelbocks altogether. There are much, much better ones.

Old School Zero

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Reply to makeitsnowondem

November 27, 2015 1:07 am

Oh, I already know I love dopplebocks. Everything you wrote in that article appealed to my palate and usual tastes.

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 1:09 am

Oh thank god. I’m going to pour myself an EKU 28 out of sheer relief.

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 12:39 am

Oh, shit! Did you see lady snow and I split a Cascade sour? So great.

Old School Zero

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November 27, 2015 12:40 am

Ooo! No, I didn’t see that! Which one?

makeitsnowondem

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November 27, 2015 12:54 am

Cascade Blackcap Raspberry 2015. Straightforward but beautiful.

Old School Zero

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November 27, 2015 1:00 am

Oh, the Blackcap is one of my favorites of theirs. So tasty; I need to get a whole bottle sometime.

Whenever you come to Portland, make sure to have there be a tuesday in there. Cascade taps a new live barrel every tuesday at 6, and they’re always some crazy one-off brew that will never show up again, most likely. Last time I had some sour porter vanilla thing that was fucking dynamite.