There are only so many corpses to roll out from the NFC East, so some must be saved for Sunday. Thusly, you will be treated to…
Bears @ Packers (8:30, NBC)
Though this may have “third shitshow of the day when one is already sleepy from teh turkey” written all over it at first glance…I wouldn’t be quite so hasty. The Packers have been poop for quite some time, at least on offense. I mean, I am quite likely to start Josh McCown over Aaron Rodgers this week. Yes, a good part of that is me being a fucking lunatic, but still. Plus, Catler’s zen presence has elevated all around him since returning from injury. The Bears qualify as perfectly average right now. Prepare to mute thine teevee boxes early and often, as this is a Favre Slurping Special tonight. Even if it’s physically impossible to deep throat ol’ #4″…Cris and Li’l Bobby Costas are sure gonna try their best regardless.
Local news just came on…
IT’S BLACK FRIDAY ALREADY YOU GUYSE!!!!
I just lubed the capitalist machine. Found a 128gb USB 3.0 flash drive for $25. Now I can finally get all my teaching and school stuff on a single flash drive, and include the movies I sometimes show in class.
Kills me that the amount of storage I can buy for $25 is 100x the amount of storage on my entire computer 20 years ago. ‘Scuse me, I need to go yell at a cloud.
So desperate to avoid talking about Chicago they talk about the afc.
I like to imagine there was a green bay tablecloth and an Aaron rodgers place holder. Cutter rolled it up and smoked it
I think Collinsworth just wanted the taste of a different penis in his mouth. Farve’s is cheesy and gumbo-y. Collinsworth wanted Papa John’s and chowdah.
The hype video knows Pey-Pey isn’t playing, right?
Alas, the hype video has not yet become self-aware.
Thanksgiving-time kids are fun. My son was born 2 days after Thanksgiving. This year, his birthday was 2 days before Thanksgiving. Next year, his birthday will be ON Thanksgiving. Then again when he turns 10, then not again until he’s 21.
I don’t know why I’m mentioning this, other than Catler has a new kitten.
My birthday’s on the 23rd, so yeah, that’s a thing. It can instill a lifelong resentment of the holiday, which can lead to anti-social behavior and a general disdain for humanity.
Or that might just be me.
Here I was hoping it would be more of a cherished childhood memory, having Thanksgiving come on your birthday, making your birthday more fun.
I guess I was 180 degrees wrong, eh?
My birthday is near Christmas and it sucks. 11 1/2 months with no presents. Try living that in 1980.
Yeah, no joy in holiday birthdays, man. It’s okay, though…it’s a fairly harmless resentment that will likely only boil over on his 21st Thanksgiving/Birthday in an alcohol-fueled rant which may or may not result in several arrests being made.
Cherish those memories!
Man, @JSComments is gonna be fucking glorious tomorrow.
Madden’s Thanksgiving Player of the Game: Brett Favre
Cutler is playing with some catnip under the table.
Is the NFC North the new NFC East?
I think the NFC East is the new NFC South.
Well you know how the divisions rotate every year? The East became the South, the North became the East, the South became the West, so I guess the West became the North?
WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH EASTNORTHIA
Hey brett, can they retire your jersey again next year?
They’ll unretire it at the end of the season and then re-retire it.
Fucking hell… this team
Yup. How one year and essentially the exact same team can be so different is beyond me.
Shows you what a total dipshit Marc Trestman was.
And I don’t accept jordy jordy jordy as the sole reason.
It’s that succubus Munn.
“Suck a bus? Is it full of guys?”
–Aaron Rodgers
TOTALLY DESERVED. Plus, fuck Favre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
Come on down to Sill Bimmons’ Olde Tyme Smithy And Smokehouse!
The Thrill Of Hickory And The Agony Of No Peat!
So the Bears shit on the tundra then…the more you know.
I love when tribute games end with the home team losing.
RFD says go for the Dinoflip, doesn’t matter if it’s from the 8.
Jebus. Who thought this would be a competitive game decided on the last play?
NFL wanted a 3 and half hour tribute to rodgers.
You don’t read this sentence often: Jay Cutler outplayed Aaron Rodgers.
A call comes from above.
FAVRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
It is a sirens song
I have never been surrounded by this many retarded people
How many we talkin here?
You’re at a GOP convention?
Steady on!
I think he’s talking about….us.
jesus guys
Fucking Bears d-line didn’t even TRY to rush that play. They’re gassed.
oh Bears, why must you do this??
Bears gon’ Bear.
Fucking fuckity fuck fuck
Eurofooty followers, what is a Leicester City and why do they lead the Premier League?
/eyes litre_cola with suspicion
Because one of their team members used to play basketball?
Did you know Jimmy Graham used to play basketball?
They are the Foxes and they always come back from behind. Seem not to understand that they can’t possibly compete with the top teams, so they keep doing it.
Beyond that, fuck if I know.
Thanks to the miraculous healing power of divorce I no longer have any asshole relatives.
From the look of things it seems that a few of you out there still do.
Preach brother, I got rid of mom in law who believed in crystals and dad in law who looked like Trestman and he lived upstairs from Grandma
I think crystal-believers might be even dumber than antivaxxers. Not sure how one would measure this, though.
Tracy Porter needs to get a new gesture. His looks too much like this:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgazdkmwpj1qh17feo1_400.gif
So this game. Good?
Bad but in a good way.
The Bears have played really well.
Let’s call it “watchable.” “Good” is a bit much.
Meh. Rain, so there was that.
Adams is a fucking dogshit WR
Again, Bears d-linemen do not read the screen.
I never really saw the great Steelers teams of the 90s, so I really appreciate finally seeing eight punts thanks to an O’Donnell.
womp womp
Why are the Bears trying to kill the clock. There is shit tonnes of time left!
Metric? HE’S A PLANT!!!!!
We don’ cotton to no Yuro-peeans ’round these here parts.
Good thing I am from Canadia then.
I moved here from Canada and they think I’m slow, eh?
http://i.imgur.com/rWJFV.jpg
Aww, damn. If Langford could’ve made one more fucking yard…
GO PACK GO!!!!
I always chant this when I’m severely constipated.
Feeling even better about Brock Osweiler now.
Now we are on to cam newton bashing that is really just racism. Fuck
You should be Periscoping this for us.
Are you related to Rush Limbaugh by chance?
God no, that man is a cretin
Bring up Jesse Owens in 1936.
Good for any racism-based trainwreck!
You need to see if you can find a nice picture of him on teh Google with a white lady. I’m sure that will add some spice to things.
http://i.imgur.com/GszRDBT.gif
Fuck, I love Blazing Saddles so damn much.
I’m playing my lovely wife in our 8-man league this week. She’s starting Rodgers. She’s…not happy right now.
I sat him for…McCown off waivers because I’m insane. But it seems to have worked.
Did you grab McNown before or after the Manzielpocalypse?
AFTER. Not quite that cray-cray
http://needleinthehay.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/You-Have-Chosen-Wisely.jpg
It’s looking like you made the right move.
I started Rogers and sat stafford.
Hoiven!
THAT WAS A TRIBUTE TO FAVRE
Rodgersception
That one was for you Farve!!!
Holy carp, RODGERS throws the patented Cutler Game Killing Interception©?
PICKERCEPTION!!!!!
/ACTUAL Favrenis memories
RODGONOBYL
http://budapestbeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/there-can-be-only-one.jpg
Aaron Rodgers is just going to take the ball all the way down the court and dunk on the Bulls like Brett Favre would do.
orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jesus, if Houston loses contain on the outside three plays in a row, I’m gonna send him a box full of cat poop in the mail.
Bro in law did not have drugs. On to alcohol!
That should smooth everything over!
This is why I butt chug scramble before major family gatherings. You got to be prepared.
Remember when Farvenis was just some hick asshole backup and nobody knew how to pronounce his name?
Good times.
FAH-VE-RA
Telenovela can’t possibly be as entertaining as the average actual telenovela.
Eva Longoria looks like a hag without makeup. Google at your own discretion: once you see her without the pancake, you’ll never like her again.
Play-commercial-play-play-commercial
Come on NBC, you’re losing your groove.
I had this weird feeling that Cutler was about to throw his patented game-killing INT.
Instead he derped. That’s a moral victory, I think
Still a lot of time left.
Catler got distracted
/Obligatory laser pointer joke.
Possibly by the pervasive fish and cheese smell from the stands.