JV NFL Preview – Food Coma Recovery Friday Special Edition

I trust that everyone enjoyed their NFL heroin and their food comas, yes? And now tis time to recover, with our leftovers, shame, and sweet JV action. WOO!!!

Miami at Pitt (Noon, ESPN2)

This game could have meant something, had only the Castrated Turkeys not lived up to their name in overtime last weekend. SIGH. Still, gotta watch somethin’ – and laughing at Da U is always kinda fun.

Navy at Houston (Noon, ABC)

Rarely will you get to see a game between two 1-A teams with a combined record of 19-2 that absolutely positively nobody believes to be any good. That alone piques my interest.

Missouri at Arkansas (2:30, CBS)

Pig Sooey stubbed its toe last week, and needs a win for a decent bowl bid. Mizzou, which has been playing out the string since the calendar flipped to October, needs a road win to get a bowl bid of any varietal.

Washington State at Washington (3:30, Fox)

For a change, it’s the COUGARS who are the good team looking to avoid the road upset in the Apple Cup. I like rivalry games with fun nicknames like that. The Huskies, like Mizzou, are playing for bowl eligibility, and haven’t at least as obviously packed things in. But Leach’s charges have quietly become one of the more watchable teams in the country, from my late night DVR adventures.

Iowa at Nebraska (3:30, ABC)

The Cornhuskers will try to get a referee-aided home upset, like they did against Sparty. Iowa is sort of the opposite of Wazzu, I can’t watch them play more than 90 seconds or so before I change the channel. Again, Nebraska wins or stays home for the Festivus season.

Baylor at TCU (7:30, ESPN)

This game looked like it would be one for the ages, then it looked to be totally inconsequential, then after last week it looks like it might be fun again. BayBay has a shot at the playoffs with a convincing win, provided that Boomer Sooner loses tomorrow. They are down to their 3rd QB, but it seems that any old hobo can step right in and put up video game numbers there. MUST BE FUCKING NICE. Bloodeyes damned near pulled off the unlikeliest comeback of the season in Norman, and after BayBay ruined their season in Waco last year, I’m sure they will be up to repay the favor.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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WCS

WVU defeats the SDSU Aztecs, 69 (huh huh huh heh heh heh) – 50 to win the Las Vegas Invitational.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/20131222/4931345/fear-and-loathing-in-las-vegas-o.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

I don’t know if I should +1 that or not.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook

I’m at a local bar by the Pacific Ocean somewhere in Southern California. It’s kind of cold. I’m surrounded by wingnuts. They’re harmless wingnuts, but wingnuts all the same. Fortunately I am extremely urbane when I’m drinking, so I can look down on them all from my high perch.

Brick Meathook

There is a nice three-piece band playing jazzy-blues mostly instrumentals are they are pretty good. I’m sitting quietly watching the Mecum Auto Auction with the sound off; there have been showing some awesome cars, with a lot of 1950’s American heavy metal. Yesterday was a wonderful family day for me: Today is Brick Time.

Croooow

Sixers should be relegated to the Big East.

WCS

The Atlantic-10. Natural city rivalry with Drexel.

Croooow

We should get medals for surviving this game.

Spanky Datass

Fuck you BayBabyBears. You’ve fucked the Big12.

Croooow

Oklahoma is pretty much their last hope, isn’t?

WCS

Oklahoma is almost a surefire Playoff team if they beat the T. Boone Pickeneses. OSU could sneak in if they beat the Sooners, and if Iowa loses the B1G title game to Michigan State.

Spanky Datass

This Baylor loss will undercut the Sooners good road win in Waco and put ND or NCU or a Pac 12 team in the final four. Again, fuck you baybay!

/may have been drinking wwwwwooooo

theeWeeBabySeamus

Patterson post game rumble in the rain? Oh God…let us hope.

Croooow

Are fans seriously trying to storm the field?

WCS

And fight Art Briles.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Muddy loss. Sorry Bears.

Croooow

FINALLY!!! IT’S OVER!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

You just know he’s gonna get like one inch more than what they need.

Croooow

Points!

Croooow

This is the game that doesn’t end. It goes on and on my friends.

Croooow

How in the hell is that not a touchdown?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I think the waterlogged officiates’ contact lenses is the only explanatoriation.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Retarded ruling on the field is that he did not get in.

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO…all you guys had to do was not knock that bastard down in the endzone.
Fucking christamighty.

WCS

Watch this go seven OTs with each team scoring a touchdown each possession.

Croooow

His 7th completion of the game might just win it. Wow.

Croooow

WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!? SOMETHING HAPPENED??!