Your Late Afternoon Games Open Thread

Den @ SD: QB Osweiler has won his first two starts (tries to beat pundits to the punch) thanks to the extraordinary coaching he’s getting from The Peyton. The Chargers beat the Jags last week to halt a six game skid. Now they’re up against Denver and it’s time to embrace another L. Perhaps the Bolts fan site that I visited should take a cue from a Niners site-start examining the teams that are jockeying for the #1 pick in the 2016 draft and see which player they should covet.

KC @ Oak: The Chiefs are nothing if not inconsistently consistent. A five game losing streak has been followed by a five game win streak. During the W run QB Spaghetti Arm has the highest QBR rating. (103) Take that, all you rifle-armed bastards! Of course he’s only thrown 6 TD’s in that time but you can’t have everything, can you? There’s good news for Oakland-the Chiefs leading sack-meister has been ruled out and Berry, Halia and Bailey are all beaten up. The Raiders squeaked by the lousy Titans last week. This young (Woodson is excluded of course) team is still learning all about that whole “consistency” thing.

Car @ NO: As far as up-and-coming stars are concerned you could do worse than dialing in on CB Josh Norman battling with WR Cooks. As for the Panthers WR’s they can’t wait to be matched up on Saints CB Browner, PFF’s worst-ranked at his position. Under HC Payton the Saints have never been a 7 point dog at home. That speaks well of the job he has done and the perceived advantage that NO has at home.

Phi @ NE: RB Murray gets the start because Matthews is out. [peruses a number of Eagles-related sites] There’s not a lot to like about Philly right now. The D has collapsed and the O is stuck in neutral. It would seem as though HC Kelly has lost the team and is playing out the string. The Gronk is out so TE Chandler becomes a nice play at that spot. Despite being banged up everywhere I doubt the Pats will have much trouble dispatching the Eagles.

 

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blaxabbath

Do I want to go to the SNF thread now?

Sill Bimmons

Nobody’s really there yet.

Must be taking advantage of the interlude to interact with actual humans or something.

blackroseMD1

Hu-mans?

Sill Bimmons

TD MONTAGE COMIN UP WOO

King Hippo

WOO!!!!!

Scary last play, though.

Fun fucking day of footy.

Romonobyl

CAR/NO overtime will not preempt Carrie Underwood’s stems.

Horatio Cornblower

No but the President will.

THANKS OBAMA11!

blackroseMD1

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blaxabbath

Does Mass have any indoor smoking laws?

Horatio Cornblower

I’m really not sure how the Catholics feel about smoking during services.

blaxabbath

Bars, specifically.

Sill Bimmons

They’re cool with it:

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fleshwound_NPG

Brady has no receivers…looked like shit lately

Newton has no receivers AND Ted Ginn…is your MVP

Old School Zero

That’s like having negative receivers.

MikeWallaceAndGromit

Ted Ginn gets picked last for the egg toss at summer camp.

Sill Bimmons

If you liked that Stoya .gif you’re going to love this youtube playlist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQuT-Xfyk3o&list=PLcpcEAhxsMIdA0LXrSIskvI0YVklIPbiT

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