Your Wednesday Night Open Thread

Howdy fellow shut-ins!  Lots of stuff going on today.  There were two bowl games, the Birmingham Bowl, which I stopped watching when it was 10-10 and I figured out that both teams were nicknamed the Tigers, and the Belk Bowl, which I stopped watching after the NC State QB threw his 3rd interception in as many series, which not coincidentally was when my son’s viewing of “Varsity Blues” got to the whipped cream scene.

I can’t believe Dawson didn’t nail Ali Larter.  Way to drop the ball Dawson.

sad dawson

Anyhoo we’re back from our latest trip to visit people during what is supposed to be a week off from work.  This trip involved a 40 minute traffic jam covering three miles because some asshole spilled diesel fuel all over the highway.  Inconsiderate SOB.

Anyway, it’s now 9:30 and I’ve got a beer, (Smuttynose Robust Porter, an excellent beer when you’re only having two), and the Music City Bowl on.  This is a sad statement about my life.  You, however, are reading this drivel so I don’t think you’re in any position to judge.  Since it’s agreed we suck let’s hang out in the comments.

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WCS

Sometimes, you’ve just got to get your bloodlust.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I wonder if there is a mod to put Goodell’s face over the victims…

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I spent 8 hours doing financial related sorting work today, because apparently when I think New Years, my mind goes right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_57OWOU1Yc8

WCS

Stupid, sexy Flanders…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
entropy

Sorry about the cocksticka tattoo image below. To make up for my transgression, here is Olivia Wilde:

http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/brunettes_woman_models_olivia_wilde_hd-wallpaper-491266.jpg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought it was funny as hell, but I’m not the best gauge to go by.

ballsofsteelandfury

I thought it was funny as hell too. We’re just weird that way, I guess.

entropy

I thought it was funny, too, I just don’t know if the “no nudity” clause applies to hilariously ill-advised cocksticka tattoos.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I believe that Section 64.2.11.A.2.c. of the DFO Bylaws specifically allows small images of idiotic swasticock tattoos.

How the DFounders thought of that is a bit amazing, but still.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/09d29a7b36921b538ecd9a646016c913/tumblr_n3tjjwuMuN1s2wio8o1_500.gif

WCS

Ever have that urge to just rush the nearest living thing and end it? Things keep going this way, I might up in jail tonight.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Not a cock

entropy

I have downloaded both seasons of Rick and Morty based on everyone’s recommendations here. I sincerely hope it is worthwhile.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, if you don’t like it you don’t like it. Just give it three episodes before you give up. I’ve liked it quite a bit.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/b13574f4c0b243883c4b3ae6586ddea8/tumblr_n2h97uv6rT1qmqcwjo1_500.gif

entropy

The random clips you guys have posted have piqued my interest, and I generally find Dan Harmon pretty funny, so I think it’ll be my kind of thing.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hope you enjoy it. I get several chuckles per episode and Rick is a bit of a mirror.

WCS

Really trying to not throw my computer through the sliding glass door right now.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Is the house on fire and the door is stuck? Otherwise you have issues.

*Should not be using computer if there is a gas leak.

http://45.media.tumblr.com/91aa405b4fdbfefd05d9263028ae1230/tumblr_nextpgdW3P1r745vdo2_500.gif

entropy

Ah, just do it. You’ll feel better afterwards.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9sr1tQ0MD1r78m81o1_500.png

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Agreed; no regrets, man.

-$1,242 with tax.

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entropy

It’s how I live my life:

http://i.imgur.com/gOhyMuE.jpg

entropy

Oh my god this:

http://i.imgur.com/8Sav XII.jpg?fb

showed up in the GIS for “no regerts.” You have to see it. It’s hilarious. I must know the story behind this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Zoinks! You’ve taken a wrong turn.

Let’s split up, gang. If you’re looking for an image, it’s probably been deleted or may not have existed at all.

If you are looking for groovy images, visit our gallery!”

entropy

I added a space. Don’t want it showing up on purpose, but fuck it:

http://i.imgur.com/8SavXII.jpg?fb

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gay circumcised nazi seeks same.

I can see the tattoo guy “Are you SURE this is the image you want?”

entropy

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WCS

Holy piss, is USC going to steal this?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Nope, but these gals need consoling so it’s all good.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Holy Piss; the Golden Shower of the Pope?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

Wisconsin’s kicker definitely looks like he’s from Wisconsin. Tubby Italian dude.

ballsofsteelandfury

Incredibly surprising that he’s from Brazil.

Wisconsin has clearly adopted him as one of their own.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is a pretty visual; NSFW:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Disturbing, but I’m not even sure why.

WCS

Where were you cheesecocks earlier? I gave up on this thread, only to come back see dozens of posts. Yinz are still useless for not liking Joe Jackson.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

I like Joe Jackson….both the musical and el beisbol versions. I’m a true renaiss…reness….I’m cultured goddamit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBJUHvQPFTI
http://www.knowsouthernhistory.net/Biographies/Joe_Jackson/shoele1.gif

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
WCS

Rick Grimes can survive countless brushes with the walkers, dozens of attacks from the living, and, in the end, it’s a facehugger.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FREE SPACE HUGS FOR EVERYBODY!!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Alien on her ass….would not bang.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The we go!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Here’s to one more day of work for me.

I will hoist a couple at home to those who have to work with drunk asshole this Friday and those who cook strangers breakfast on Saturday.

http://49.media.tumblr.com/09dc11b8b4b4e1be71dba1c570882308/tumblr_nwxc5mlON91trpzv6o1_500.gif

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ride ’em, Cowfrog.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
nomonkeyfun

Oh Caroline, yes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Senor Weaselo

Hehe, filling of the gap.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Woke up from my post-ass kicking nap a little while ago and checked the stats.
NCSU won time of possession. Yay.
http://i.imgur.com/29XYmgE.gif

Senor Weaselo

Woo-oolventypes?

theeWeeBabySeamus

You Sir, are risking the ire of a Hippo in an opiate induce semi-comatose rage.

Senor Weaselo

I was saying Boo-urns…

theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah I know. It’s all good.
But never underestimate the ability of wolven types to take a perceived slight where none was intended.
We are the Napoleon complex of the P5 conferences.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We’ve said it before but Horatio Cornblower is a particularly beautiful moniker with it’s various associations.

http://celebritymennaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Ioan_Gruffudd_Horatio_Hornblower_real_GIF_01a.gif

nomonkeyfun

Ha-hem.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
JustStopDude

I’m out…I don’t care enough about this game to stay up and keep drinking…

nomonkeyfun

I think the radio sideline reporter for the Wolven sort game was named Quint. Either that or Quinn, it was hard to tell.

I do find it interesting that in almost every game I listened to this year the sideline person was male, while almost every TV reporter is female. Hmmmm, I wonder why that could be.

JustStopDude
WCS


This just seems appropriate with that .gif.

Senor Weaselo

Japanese cartoons are–oh, ahem, excuse me–Japanese cartoons are weird, man.

JustStopDude
JustStopDude

Sooooo….dreamy…

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WCS

JustStopDude

I did not realize this was the thread for the night…so all my insanely awesome, sexy gifs have been missed…
http://i.imgur.com/UaaNJ07.gifv

WCS

Weirdest game of Crossfire I’ve seen.

WCS

ballsofsteelandfury

Tomorrow, I’m going to see if I can get me some whiskey and fruity pebbles ice cream at my local specialty ice cream shop. Wish me luck.

Senor Weaselo

Why get whiskey and fruity pebbles ice cream when you can get whiskey ice cream? And why get that when you can get whiskey?

nomonkeyfun

Does your wife have a supermajority to override the veto?

JerBear50

Attaboy. Stuck at work or else I’d be along for the ride.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just flew home from Vegas and boy are my arms tired.

From reaching into my pockets to hand money to the casinos.

And, you know, jacking it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Louisville is about to give this damn game away.

ballsofsteelandfury

Never mind.

fleshwound_NPG
nomonkeyfun

I don’t think she eats at that Indiana pizza joint.

ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, that’s outstanding!

Col. Duke LaCross

Hardhome on HBO2. Craziest hour of TV I think I’ve ever seen.

Col. Duke LaCross

Yep! So goddamn good.

Senor Weaselo

Playing Messiah after Christmas? Yup. Now to sit back and, screw it, watching 4th and Goal.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Week 17 playoff scenarios:
MIN @ GB: winner clinches NFC North
SD @ DEN: Denver clinches AFC West and first round bye with win
NYJ @ BUF: New York clinches playoff berth with win
STL @ SF: Both teams have already clinched sadness

nomonkeyfun

There is no sadness available, the factory has a monopoly on the raw ingredients, and they refuse to sell outside of NE Oh-io.

The New York area had some Lol left over until early this morning now it is all gone too.

But, I hear a large supply of Process™ has hit the market in Philadelphia in the last few months.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Genuine Cleveland Sadness. Accept no imitations!

JerBear50

Smuttynose Porter is an excellent beer, but I’m not familiar with this “only having two” that you speak of.

WCS
fleshwound_NPG

Shot this at an Indiana pizzeria I ate at last night. God bless you, Fat Humps

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