Your Lazy-Assed Saturday Afternoon Open Thread

There’s so much tube happening today! Screw your obligations/friends/chores/duties/work. If that’s too much fornicating for you, just check in here as you feel and tell us what’s going on during your day. I for one, promise I won’t laugh unless I feel like it. OK, I’ll start-I’m taking in some women’s curling right now because as far as I’m concerned in the world of female sports you can’t do better than that if you’re looking for “The Girl Next Door” type. As an added bonus, this is the only safe space left for a man to yell at the top of his lungs,  “SWEEP! GODDAMN IT WOMAN, SWEEP!”