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Just a quick post to catch you up on what’s going on in the world of the NFL to take the mind away from horrible things that happened in Europe today:

All Chop Blocks are illegal!!  Hooray!!    Finally, an actual rule change that truly does promote safety!

The head coaches (minus 4.  See if you can guess who is missing!) took the annual picture:

There is SO much to talk about in that picture.  There really is.  I believe a photoshop with Beansie has already been created as well as one where the lampshade is removed from the picture where Jim Caldwell is supposed to be.

Archer will NOT be happy

Have a good day today.

 

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I wish the coaches would have donned sombreros, serapes, and fake mustaches while playing the maracas, al la Sex Cannon.

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Rex Ryan: MEN! We can really have a goddamned party now that Grandpa Coughlin and his 8:30 bedtimes ain’t here anymore!

Mike McCoy: We’re just going to stay the course, Rex. Playing it safe is the right call.

Gary Kubiak: My heart can’t take that kind of partying, Rex.

John Fox: Mine either.

Chip Kelly: (only if we ditch Lewis, Tomlin, Jackson, and Caldwell)

Mike Tomlin: Obviously we hold ourselves to a high standard, obviously, and obviously we didn’t meet that standard when we had some partying going on last time, and obviously we have to work harder to meet the high standards, obviously.

Pete Carroll: Sorry, Rex, I’m going to have to pass.

Mike McCarthy: Why risk going for 7 beers when you can have a safe 3?

Jim Caldwell: …

Rex Ryan: Shit

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

You had me at “I’m going to have to pass”

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ssi_bulldawg

I wonder whose mom Belichick was sleeping with when this photo was taken?

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Yours

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ballsofsteelandfury

“Sleeping with” sounds too classy for Bellichick. I’m thinking he’s getting a Rusty Trombone followed by a Cleveland Steamer.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

MILF Rut?

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Sill Bimmons

I have discovered the Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube.

I may never have another productive moment in my life.

https://youtu.be/jxDycguIWXI

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I absolutely love that it blows up.

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Sill Bimmons

comment image

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Here’s the Beansie Photoshop I did that was floating around the DFO back office.

http://s27.postimg.org/o326k33vn/Beansie.jpg

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You could do a whole series of Where’s Waldo pictures featuring Beansie, Rasta Mike Zimmer, and Lampshade Jim Caldwell.

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Sill Bimmons

Lampshade Ilse Koch not so much.

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Bloody Lethal

http://tippingpointus.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/futurama-good-news-gif.gif

I made it back from Las Vegas with some of my bank account and a sliver of dignity still in tact.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Sliver of dignity? So much for leaving it all on the field.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Jeff Fisher: Hoverhand plus Mustache. Approaching Trestman-level creepiness

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Sill Bimmons

Judge Snowbilly Snooki.

Jesus wept.

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/03/judge-sarah-palin-inks-deal-reality

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Jesus wants nothing to do with this shit

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Sill Bimmons

They put Mike Tomlin in the back AND the corner.

NOBODY PUTS MIKE TOMLIN IN THE BACK AND THE CORNER

http://www.chasewoodford.com/wp-content/themes/v2/images/bukk-it/dirtyDancing.gif

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Back…and to the (stage) left…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The bus drivers in Montgomery, Alabama would like to have a word.

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Sill Bimmons

All the drivers alive at the time are unavailable for comment.

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Duchess

Also RIP Rob Ford

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Covalent Blonde

Does this mean I, too, can wear a fancy Bills polo shirt to my next fancy dress event?

Follow up question: would it work if it were not a Bills polo?

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yes. No. MUST be a Bills polo.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

That’s why Trump tried to buy our team. It is the CLASSIEST of franchises.

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Spanky Datass

Rex had on a suit but there was an AWESOME queso dip on the goddamm snacks table and some unfortunate staining occurred.
http://nystyleofmine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/ROTEL_Famous_Queso2.jpg

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