The last two days without footy have been pretty shitty, haven’t they? HELL, THE BRITISH ARE SO BORED THEY DECIDED TO LEAVE EUROPE!
I wonder how this will affect their qualification to the next Euro….
Well, despair not for our man on the ground has been out there ON THE SCENE and has another sterling report for you. Take it away, Litre_cola.
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Rhea Perlman has really let her self go.
Clarkson and May on the Brexit before it happened.
http://jalopnik.com/jeremy-clarkson-has-an-opinion-1782588732
I’m gonna just go ahead and watch some old Cro Cop fights and commiserate…
Deadpool and Speedway Stout. I haven’t had this beer since the infamous Ted Stevens Memorial Road Trip to Nowhere, almost six years ago.
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The SSID on my router is “A Series of Tubes” but only because “The Senator Ted Stevens Memorial Internet Access Point” was too long.
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Fucking A…
Croatia is doing all the work and the threatening…Portugal counter attacks and makes it look easy…
SHITTTTTTTT
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Hold up…we talking rugby, soccer, and/or cricket?
FFS Portugal is going to get through this, aren’t they?
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Soccer+defending_62487a_3455754.gif
I want to know what the magical chemicals they have in those bags.
http://i.imgur.com/vB7GORS.gif?noredirect
The whole treatment on the pitch thing is fucking goofy as hell.
http://goal.ge/ge/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/sajd.jpg
fortunately, this is purely a theoretical exercise…
The girl from BYU provoked her.
http://img.izismile.com//img/img2/20091109/elizabeth_lambert_gif_01.gif
I didn’t realize Cornwall voted Republican
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3658966/Cornwall-votes-decisively-Brexit-seeks-assurances-won-t-lose-60million-year-gets-EU-subsidies.html
I remember that match. It was against Columbia and Abby took a blatant, intentional elbow to the head, requiring something like 8 staples on the sideline to stop the bleeding and get let back in.
Later in the match, she had the game winning goal off a header.
NO RONALDO NO RONALDO NO RONALDO
I’m in the midst of consuming about 20000 calories of fried chicken, gravy, hot sauce, syrup, a waffle….and beer.
Oh did I neglect to mention my chicken and waffle place is also a bar…they have a mimosa where they give you a tall glass of beer and a tallboy of cheap beer.
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I’ll be here all day folks as the service, like every true southern restaurant, is slower than ass…but that’s the whole point…
derp…that is suppose to read “tall glass of Orange Juice and a tallboy of beer”
The food coma is hitting me already.
Jesus Christ. I’m dying of jealousy. And hunger.
http://homecookingmemories.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Easy-Dinner-Idea-Oven-Baked-Meatball-Sandwiches-2.jpg
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I regret that I have but one like to give to this comment.
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Flipper was a self-righteous cunt
This is what being totally owned online looks like.
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This will likely be me for the next several hours, as I am now headed to a birthday party for my mother (75 today). Within a few hours, I fully expect my homicidal rage to have reached its pinnacle.
Mostly because I’ll be stone cold sober for it. In truth, I would briefly (and gladly) interrupt my 30 days sans alcohol for this event were I not already the designated driver for my aforementioned badass 75 year old mother. But alas…..
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Way to dominate!
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Fan art………
Perky breasts and possibly no underwear.
This is a Velma I can get behind….so to speak.
There’s no doubt she’s not wearing underwear. Fans, man. Fans.
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Good dog.
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I thought they got rid of the heading it back to the goalie rule?
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We have one very similar to that. I really love sitting and watching.
Squirrels iz very stoopid, and will repeatedly try to outsmart it.
Oops, feel asleep on the couch. Did not go to that weird meet-up.
Fuck it….I’m getting chicken and waffles.
http://img.memecdn.com/waffle-n-bacon_o_245591.jpg
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Well I, I, I do declare son….you should choose the bakun. Nawt the Chikkun.
(that’s my terrible Foghorn Leghorn accent…in typed format)
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That would be the “Walked In On Parents” Gloobee Doll.
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I was watching him on Netflix the other day, (shut up, the kids put it on), and honest to God, his voice lulled our 6 month old puppy to sleep.
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/files/2016/06/brexitbreakfast.jpg
The breakfast of ex-champions.
I’ll take the sausage, the beans and the beer, plz.
Stroopwafel foar me PLEEZ
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Weaslehead Fucknugget, ftw.
I’m partial to “Mangled Apricot Hellbeast” over here.
Three words I never thought I’d see in the same sentence.
Any insult that ends in “shitgibbon” is getting my vote.
“Cockwomble” has an understated elegance to it.
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Guy with Croatia print in his hair is one of the 11 people on Earth who have earned the right to rock that look today.
Props to him.