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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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So last Friday the Dreamboat stopped by and threatened (promised? thromised?) to seduce every woman you ever had the slightest feeling of warmth towards.  What follows is the soundtrack to his intended debauchery, and the twisted trail of emotional wreckage he intends to leave behind.

There wasn’t much sports action over the weekend; a Norseman plundered the British Isles and I was lucky enough (courtesy of the Low Commander’s excellence as a host) to witness one of the most spectacular walk-off balks that baseball has ever produced (Editor’s note: there have only been 21 walk-off balks in MLB history.  So they’re all pretty spectacular).  This week sees the Republican National Convention (not exactly a sporting event, but Cleveland is well known for delivering calamity in all things it touches and I expect this convention to be no less disastrous or amusing than your average Browns game) take center stage, and after taking a GLORY BOY week off the pleasant summer diversion Battlebots will return.

So no football yet.  But we’re close.  We’re SO GODDAMNED CLOSE.  Just two more weeks before training camp starts, and we can wrap ourselves in the blissful cocoon of the NFL season and start ignoring the outside world again.  Here’s the music, and the Spotify link.  Enjoy!

 

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Fronkenshteen

I just startled all the other cooks and a handful of waitresses laughing out loud at the Trent Edwards song.

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This song is stuck in my head so now I’m sticking it in yours.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WEIRD!

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Which would be a funnier result for all the open carry loving lunkheads strutting around Cleveland right now: they all freak out and shoot at each other injuring one another or they all freak out and shoot at each other missing wildly?

blaxabbath

Missing wildly.

The insurance outfits responsible for the paying the claims would have a hell of a time investigating which stray trigger shattered those windows at the Nordstrom Rack*.

*Assuming Cleveland has a Nordstrom Rack

Kungjitsu
Kungjitsu

It would be funniest if they all shot themselves in the foot, and then the paramedics made them beg for their Obamacare.

blaxabbath

Walk off balk? Are you serious? That’s inexcusable. I mean, you’d never see such a downright lack of fundamentals in crucial situations in the NFL.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

That Trent Edwards song is magical.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

This is really the only news out of Cleveland that I’m looking forward to this week: http://pitchfork.com/news/66888-prophets-of-rage-share-debut-single-listen/

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I love the new scrolling text, and your choice of music videos is par excellence.