Your Olympics Day 1 (Technically 3) Saturday Open Thread

Fuck, it’s early on the West Coast and yet we already have our first Gold medal and it’s

Virginia Thrasher from the USA in Air Rifle.  You know, if you can’t make a good school shooting joke out of that, I don’t think I know you.

Lots of events on today with medals being handed out in Archery

Road Cycling, Fencing, Judo, Shooting (more American medals, y’all!), Swimming, and Weightlifting.

I propose a DFO Drinking Game/Posting Challenge:  Every Gold medal winner gets a shot of the most common liquor from that country and a picture of a model from that country (could be male or female, no discrimination here) posted on this thread.

What say you?

BALLS’ TIP O’ THE DAY:  The best way to watch the Olympics is to be in a country other than the US.  If, for some reason, that is not possible, get a VPN and pretend you’re Canadian.  They really have the best coverage and there is no nationalistic bent to the coverage.  THANKS CANADIA!

Have at it!