My tv preview thingy tells me that this game is being shown on The NFL Network. This is the game that was chosen to be highlighted for the first Sunday-Nighter of the exhibition season? This game. This game? One of these teams doesn’t even exist!
Texans/49’ers-After getting kicked to the curb by the Eagles, (future-successful-college-coach that over-shot his talent) Chirp Kelly will attempt to weave his not-magic with the down-and-out San Franner’s. There’s a qb battle that he must decide between the likes of Kaep, Gabbert and the 16 yr-old that tosses the football (quite accurately, mind you) to the kid that runs the ball back to the field goal kicker as he practises his point-afters. Gabbert has a slight lead over the high-schooler. As far as the Texans are concerned, jump on Lamar Miller as soon as you can in your fantasy draft. Houston runs their rb’s into the ground with 300+ carries (see:Arian Foster) and if they have a modicum of talent (not looking at you, Alfred Blue) they tend to do well.
Well, that’s all I have for this game… what? Hold on, Salt N’ Pepa just called. They’re telling me that you commenters should, umm, PUSH IT REAL GOOD!
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