Request Line: Colorin’ Time with Eli!

ELI MANNING: Hi everybody!  It’s me, Eli.  I’m sorry I haven’t written before now.  Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words!  Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said “[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just learn your [pretty bad word] playbook, you [series of VERY bad words]”.  So I did.  But it’s Friday, so it’s time to relax a bit and listen to some music.  Since coach Sullivan used such “colorful” – ha ha! – language, I thought we could use that as a theme for this week’s request line.  So pick out your favorite…

—[door flies open]—

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ODELL BECKHAM JR.: AWWWW YEAH! ICE T IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! [cranks up volume, presses play and runs off nodding his head]

ELI MANNING: [comes out from behind the radiator, where he was hiding and covering his ears] Oh man…Mom’s gonna be so mad.
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ArmedandHammered
ArmedandHammered

No problem, they are coming fast and furious today.

Gratliff

Stone Sour – The House of Gold & Bones

https://youtu.be/kIbuDFYFVbo

Gratliff
Gratliff

Yay!

ArmedandHammered

Pink Panther Theme – Henry Mancini

https://youtu.be/9OPc7MRm4Y8

Kungjitsu

Cream — White Room

https://youtu.be/pkae0-TgrRU

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Can I just post a bunch of Pink Floyd because it has pink in their band title? I mean I am probably gonna do it anyways now that I thought of it.

Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

Kungjitsu

999/1000 I hate self-indulgent music but I love Pink Floyd

https://youtu.be/qbbYjt_uHZg

ArmedandHammered

Green Grass and High Tides – The Outlaws

https://youtu.be/R82OM5tzcrk

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Absolutely love this album. Great choice.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Gorillaz – O Green World

Kungjitsu

Stevie Wonder & Paul McCartney– Ebony & Ivory

https://youtu.be/CmALA8miQY8

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I prefer this version:

Kungjitsu

Sly & The Family Stone — Don’t Call Me Nigger, Whitey

https://youtu.be/0_VfGVKzcfs

Gratliff

D12 – Purple Pills

Gratliff
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rolling Stones – Paint it Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

BrettFavresColonoscopy

(Already on page one)

theeWeeBabySeamus

Too late 😉

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I did do a quick look at what I missed. Didn’t see it. Sorry for the repeat

theeWeeBabySeamus

No worries. I do it just about every week.

ArmedandHammered

Booker T & the M G ‘s – Green Onions

https://youtu.be/_bpS-cOBK6Q

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Conference call is starting late, how about The Who:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And a deep cut to make it a DOUBLE SHOT:

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice, I was just about to pull that one, but scanned back first.
Not sure I’ve actually done that before.

ArmedandHammered

She’s a Rainbow – Rolling Stones

https://youtu.be/zphAHMPtu4g

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Primus – Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And with some Weezer, I’m done for a while:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How about back to back songs with “Yellow” in the title that are fucking terrible:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I actually love that terrible song

/ dodges stuff everyone throws at him for saying this

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Everyone else seems to have gone with color as the theme. I am leaning the other way to songs that would make Eli cry by being improper.

Local H – High Fiving Mother Fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWpRxnyeGg

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

BrettFavresColonoscopy

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK one more, being an adult can wait. I mean I’ve waited this long, why start now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJUuDoRZpyU

blaxabbath

Kungjitsu

Redman– Let’s Get Dirty

https://youtu.be/_b_zT6mdN3c

theeWeeBabySeamus

Not gonna lie, I’m pretty fucking proud of meself for this one.
/smacks self on ass HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLsDxvAErTU

(gotta go be an adult for bit, can’t wait to see what’s here when I return)
((loving this topic, fwiw))

theeWeeBabySeamus
blaxabbath

blaxabbath

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Time for some blue(s) traveler:

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Violent Femmes – Color Me Once

ArmedandHammered

This entire soundtrack is pretty fantastic. Much like the Love and a .45 soundtrack.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dammit, that was my broken link below

JerBear50

Guh. Got stuck sitting through her concert a couple months ago as a gift to the g/f. Not the best two hours I’ve ever spent.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Purple anyone?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

And the master, Prince:

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I gotta get in on all of this black action before it’s gone.

…Why is everyone looking at me like that?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You guys need to expand your palettes:

Kungjitsu
theeWeeBabySeamus

I seem to be stuck on Black…meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Belated double, and still black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Hell, triple shot it!

FUCK, QUAD SHOT IT!

Spanky Datass

This one went early! (Says the man from THE FUTURE that know how to use CTRL – F.)

BrettFavresColonoscopy

How about a DOUBLE SHOT of Kermit the Frog?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

theeWeeBabySeamus

I see some is in rare form this week. LMAO

BrettFavresColonoscopy

A little Green Jelly?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You bastard…

I mean, great choice!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Vanessa Carlton cover version:

BrettFavresColonoscopy

theeWeeBabySeamus

I hate admit I like that one, and the whole New Jack soundtrack.
Meh, it was the 90s…I was high most of the time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Love the font btw, perfect choice.
But today, instead of a big baby head, I got Eli coming at me. I might not punch babies, but I will punch Eli.
/begins pricing new monitors

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