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Request Line: Colorin’ Time with Eli!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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ELI MANNING: Hi everybody!  It’s me, Eli.  I’m sorry I haven’t written before now.  Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words!  Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said “[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just learn your [pretty bad word] playbook, you [series of VERY bad words]”.  So I did.  But it’s Friday, so it’s time to relax a bit and listen to some music.  Since coach Sullivan used such “colorful” – ha ha! – language, I thought we could use that as a theme for this week’s request line.  So pick out your favorite…

—[door flies open]—

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ODELL BECKHAM JR.: AWWWW YEAH! ICE T IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! [cranks up volume, presses play and runs off nodding his head]

ELI MANNING: [comes out from behind the radiator, where he was hiding and covering his ears] Oh man…Mom’s gonna be so mad.
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ArmedandHammered

Colours-Donovan

https://youtu.be/hoEle04qu_U

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oops, sorry, didn’t see that below the jump.

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ArmedandHammered

No problem, they are coming fast and furious today.

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Gratliff

Stone Sour – The House of Gold & Bones

https://youtu.be/kIbuDFYFVbo

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Gratliff

Out of curiosity,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1S8stvm8po

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Gratliff

Yay!

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ArmedandHammered

Pink Panther Theme – Henry Mancini

https://youtu.be/9OPc7MRm4Y8

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Kungjitsu

Cream — White Room

https://youtu.be/pkae0-TgrRU

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Can I just post a bunch of Pink Floyd because it has pink in their band title? I mean I am probably gonna do it anyways now that I thought of it.

Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog

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Kungjitsu

999/1000 I hate self-indulgent music but I love Pink Floyd

https://youtu.be/qbbYjt_uHZg

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ArmedandHammered

Green Grass and High Tides – The Outlaws

https://youtu.be/R82OM5tzcrk

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Absolutely love this album. Great choice.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Gorillaz – O Green World

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Kungjitsu

Stevie Wonder & Paul McCartney– Ebony & Ivory

https://youtu.be/CmALA8miQY8

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I prefer this version:

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Kungjitsu

Sly & The Family Stone — Don’t Call Me Nigger, Whitey

https://youtu.be/0_VfGVKzcfs

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Gratliff

D12 – Purple Pills

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Gratliff

Fucker.

[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIbuDFYFVbo&w=560&h=315%5D

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Rolling Stones – Paint it Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

(Already on page one)

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Too late 😉

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I did do a quick look at what I missed. Didn’t see it. Sorry for the repeat

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No worries. I do it just about every week.

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ArmedandHammered

Booker T & the M G ‘s – Green Onions

https://youtu.be/_bpS-cOBK6Q

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Conference call is starting late, how about The Who:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

And a deep cut to make it a DOUBLE SHOT:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

At least it’s not black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs8y3kneqrs

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice, I was just about to pull that one, but scanned back first.
Not sure I’ve actually done that before.

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ArmedandHammered

She’s a Rainbow – Rolling Stones

https://youtu.be/zphAHMPtu4g

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Primus – Those Damned Blue-Collar Tweekers

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

And with some Weezer, I’m done for a while:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How about back to back songs with “Yellow” in the title that are fucking terrible:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I actually love that terrible song

/ dodges stuff everyone throws at him for saying this

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Everyone else seems to have gone with color as the theme. I am leaning the other way to songs that would make Eli cry by being improper.

Local H – High Fiving Mother Fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGWpRxnyeGg

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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theeWeeBabySeamus

OK one more, being an adult can wait. I mean I’ve waited this long, why start now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJUuDoRZpyU

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blaxabbath

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Kungjitsu

Redman– Let’s Get Dirty

https://youtu.be/_b_zT6mdN3c

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Not gonna lie, I’m pretty fucking proud of meself for this one.
/smacks self on ass HARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLsDxvAErTU

(gotta go be an adult for bit, can’t wait to see what’s here when I return)
((loving this topic, fwiw))

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Let’s try that again…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLsDxvAErTU

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Would you say two songs in a row is IN EXCESS of the parameters of this Request Line? DOUBLE SHOT FRIDAY JUST GETTING STARTED!

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blaxabbath

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blaxabbath

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Time for some blue(s) traveler:

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Violent Femmes – Color Me Once

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ArmedandHammered

This entire soundtrack is pretty fantastic. Much like the Love and a .45 soundtrack.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dammit, that was my broken link below

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JerBear50

Guh. Got stuck sitting through her concert a couple months ago as a gift to the g/f. Not the best two hours I’ve ever spent.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Purple anyone?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

And the master, Prince:

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I gotta get in on all of this black action before it’s gone.

…Why is everyone looking at me like that?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You guys need to expand your palettes:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I seem to be stuck on Black…meh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mbBbFH9fAg

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Belated double, and still black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Hell, triple shot it!

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

FUCK, QUAD SHOT IT!

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Spanky Datass

This one went early! (Says the man from THE FUTURE that know how to use CTRL – F.)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How about a DOUBLE SHOT of Kermit the Frog?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I see some is in rare form this week. LMAO

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

A little Green Jelly?

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

You bastard…

I mean, great choice!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Vanessa Carlton cover version:

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I hate admit I like that one, and the whole New Jack soundtrack.
Meh, it was the 90s…I was high most of the time.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Love the font btw, perfect choice.
But today, instead of a big baby head, I got Eli coming at me. I might not punch babies, but I will punch Eli.
/begins pricing new monitors

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