[DOOR FLIES OPEN]

"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio

Log In

Request Line: Colorin’ Time with Eli!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

/

ELI MANNING: Hi everybody!  It’s me, Eli.  I’m sorry I haven’t written before now.  Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words!  Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said “[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just learn your [pretty bad word] playbook, you [series of VERY bad words]”.  So I did.  But it’s Friday, so it’s time to relax a bit and listen to some music.  Since coach Sullivan used such “colorful” – ha ha! – language, I thought we could use that as a theme for this week’s request line.  So pick out your favorite…

—[door flies open]—

obj

ODELL BECKHAM JR.: AWWWW YEAH! ICE T IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! [cranks up volume, presses play and runs off nodding his head]

ELI MANNING: [comes out from behind the radiator, where he was hiding and covering his ears] Oh man…Mom’s gonna be so mad.
0 0 votes
Article Rating
Tags:

Leave a Reply

Subscribe
Notify of
316 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
theeWeeBabySeamus

Brass can be a color…sort of…right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5s6X56mBs

0
ArmedandHammered

If gold is a color, sure….

“Brass in Pocket” – **The Pretenders**

https://youtu.be/-7Hy7uAb_eU

0
SonOfSpam

Hole – Violet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_rfGBwamc

0
ArmedandHammered

Shouldn’t this actually have been “Violent Hole”?

0
SonOfSpam

Grandmaster Flash – White Lines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRw8cBratM4

0
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Lagwagon – Black Eyes

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

David Bowie – Golden Years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRD0ghlFSgk

0
ArmedandHammered

They just need to have a “Get your script read by a producer!” day and the place will sell out.

0
ArmedandHammered

Don’t mind me, wrong thread. Hard to give a work presentation and do this at the same time.

0
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

AIRBOURNE TRIPLE SHOT:

Girls in Black:

Blackjack:

Black Dog Barking:

0
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

FUCK, I MISSED THE BEST ONE FOR THE QUAD!

White Line Fever:

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Yes, even I’m laughing at me for this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dh79Ggx9Js

0
Gratliff

Context may be cheating, but fuck it. I can watch this over and over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amCYjep3KMQ

0
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Bad Religion – The Gray Race

0
SonOfSpam

David Bowie – Blue Jean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTYvjrM6djo

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

That was my favorite song for a time back in (?) ’84 I want to say.

0
SonOfSpam

Sounds about right. Heavy airplay on MTV.

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Big time.

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Does “pale light” count as a color. Ah screw it..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuJzivuF1o

0
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I missed the double shot earlier, but still surprised this hasn’t gone yet.

Primus – Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver

0
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Blue Oyster Cult – Burnin’ For You

0
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

More shameless plugging of my old drum teacher’s band.

No Knife – The Red Bedroom

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Van Hagar, anyone?
/airborne rotten fruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulWjBFJ48Dc

0
Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

They’re Red Hot – Red Hot Chili Peppers

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Could have made a double earlier with this one, but not going back now. Sadly they’re off the same album.
/is stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdmNC8ylrXI

0
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Black Star Riders –The Killer Instinct

0
Beastmode Ate My Baby

Type O Negative – Black No. 1

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Green Day – Uptight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTr88z9uEYY

0
SonOfSpam

Bell Bottom Blues – Matthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs (I picked the cover because Hoffs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPLQpbY9aQc

0
Beastmode Ate My Baby

The late, great Eddie Cochran – Summertime Blues

0
ssi_bulldawg

Bob Marley (who, according to Bob Costas is now the 2nd most famous Jamaican. Look, Bolt is fast, but c’mon)
Ms. Brown. She has brown suga, all over her boogawooga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amGI5T0JGDc

0
ssi_bulldawg

Damn it. I quoted this Marley song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EICviwlex3Y
I’m going to sit out a few plays.

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Green Day – Hitchin’ a Ride

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6jtGjiDwIQ

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve posted this two weeks straight now.
Don’t care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AltMeuPkWRs

0
SonOfSpam

Fleetwood Mac – Silver Springs (shut up, YOU think it’s a really pretty song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud2XKt2N8fs

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Won’t get a complaint from me.

0
SonOfSpam

College freshman me says thanks for the flashback

0
Gratliff

X-Japan – Kurenai (Crimson)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-zXzhfP2YM

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I liked tWBS’s idea of posting a bunch of Green Day for no reason. He failed to follow through so I will help him out.

Green Day – Good Riddance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc&list=PLo6aG-353Cqkrei8GU5adW9ZDbW_5Nl1X

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Methinks I’ve created a monster.
😉
/just happy I won’t get blamed now

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Yeah. I am fine taking the blame

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

That was weird. I copy and pasted it in a new tab and it worked fine, just checked it again it works but somehow that link is a different video on the playlist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc&list=PLo6aG-353Cqkrei8GU5adW9ZDbW_5Nl1X

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Apparently that link doesn’t work. Attempt 2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vBPvektSE

0
SonOfSpam

Badfinger – Baby Blue (criminally underappreciated band/song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Y8BbF7SI0

0
JerBear50

Obligatory
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/JAy8weZZyPw/mqdefault.jpg

0
theeWeeBabySeamus

Probably a repeat by now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCM4_5uB1ww

0
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

mc chris – White Kids like Hip Hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2mx1ONwAhU

0
laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlhFyonWkMc

0
Cuntler

Blue on Black – Kenny Wayne Shepard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V94pBlA4n7U

0
laserguru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQ32LLjNn8

0
1 2 3 4 5
316
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x