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ELI MANNING: Hi everybody!  It’s me, Eli.  I’m sorry I haven’t written before now.  Thanks for all the help last summer you gave me on my vocabulary words!  Training camp is pretty much over this year and Coach Sullivan said “[a very bad word] all that vocabulary [another bad word], just learn your [pretty bad word] playbook, you [series of VERY bad words]”.  So I did.  But it’s Friday, so it’s time to relax a bit and listen to some music.  Since coach Sullivan used such “colorful” – ha ha! – language, I thought we could use that as a theme for this week’s request line.  So pick out your favorite…

—[door flies open]—

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ODELL BECKHAM JR.: AWWWW YEAH! ICE T IN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE! [cranks up volume, presses play and runs off nodding his head]

ELI MANNING: [comes out from behind the radiator, where he was hiding and covering his ears] Oh man…Mom’s gonna be so mad.
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Genital Issimo

King Crimson – One more red nightmare. Bill Bruford on drums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyoVrVGeqOU

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Spanky Datass

The Chieftains : Long Black Veil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F-4rY4g4Do

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Spanky Datass

UB40 : Red Red Wine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXt56MB-3vc

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Spanky Datass

Welp shit! That was the short ‘video’ version. Here’s the album cut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXbtsCDh-Go

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Spanky Datass

Blondie : Platinum Blonde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4K9sz9ht58

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Spanky Datass

The National : Pink Rabbits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCEr4XbyLR8

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Can I still be annoyed at you for using Comic Sans, even ironically, like 12 hours too late?

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I might be drunk again. The last 2 days i was trying because fuck it I am going back to school in a week. Today I just drank a couple shots but my tolerance is at zero levels because I hadn’t drank in awhile

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Spanky Datass

John Cougar Mellencamp : Pink Houses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOfkpu6749w

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Red vs Blue has one of the greatest lines ever. “Out of everyone I ever met. I hate you all the least”

Song from later in that ep

https://youtu.be/7DOxqOnSWCE?t=574

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Gratliff

Almost time for the annual rewatch

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Genital Issimo

Pretty Lights – Color of my soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a1_GVRtme0

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Spanky Datass

Del McCoury Band : Vincent Black Lightning 1952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpwlae4ZYc
“Red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme.”

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Red vs Blue – Blood Gulch Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Seger4c4U

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Spanky Datass

George Baker Selection : Little Green Bag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L1hD5OlPtw

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Spanky Datass

Noice!

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JerBear50

That was a great soundtrack.

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Spanky Datass

Peter Gabriel : Indigo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtCe_Q0D3gI

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Spanky Datass

Awesome!

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SonOfSpam

DOUBLE SHOT of Elton John (then I gotta work or something, and Rikki is relieved)

Grey Seal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsozyGR6Eo4

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8n56tm7B64

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Clair de Lune. It means light of the moon which is almost a color.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXl4y6D-QI

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Spanky Datass

Sugarloaf : Green Eyed Lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_i7PKdQJU4

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I didn’t realize we were allowed to go classical music

Johann Strauss II – The Blue Danube Waltz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SZN8Ds7a2g&list=RD7SZN8Ds7a2g

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Spanky Datass

After getting here late and using ctrl-f on 7 (SEVEN!) damn pages I thing I have a non-repeat.
Gershwin : Rhapsody In Blue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynEOo28lsbc

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SonOfSpam

Lookit Mr Fancy Pants, tryin to class up the joint!

/spits on floor
//scratches balls
///gets punched, as balls were someone else’s

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Spanky Datass

Pants? We ain’t got no stinking pants!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

XAVIER! Well met, old fellow! Didn’t expect to encounter you here!

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Blue Swede – Hooked on a Feeling. Yes I am just posting songs from the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack now. It is a good soundtrack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo-qweh7nbQ

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Redbone – Come and get your love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7eloXr2iak

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SonOfSpam

Elvis Costello – The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uhlZ_Bc7ks

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hard to tell which ones of these have come up…

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I think that one is a repeat

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entropy

Maintaining that “thinnest of threads,” The National, Terrible Love, off of High Violet:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqHdi_94SR4

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I did eventually go over and let my mom’s dog out. It wasn’t pretty we got into a violent fight where she bit me more than once because I decided attacking her viciously would be a fun thing to do. It was and she loves me even more than she already did when compared to my mom.

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SonOfSpam

Peter Gabriel – Red Rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkLTwX0duY4

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entropy

Ahhh dammit this is just upsetting. A song from the Mad Season Above reissue, with Mark Lanegan from Screaming Trees filling in for Staley. Imagine this with his voice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXHxeuHpzlk

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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SonOfSpam

Styx – Blue Collar Man

Just saw these guys last month (why yes, it was at a county fair, why do you ask?) and they’re still pretty good. It was just nice being the youngest one there for a change.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDM6v1XhWEg

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entropy

This one counts because I am choosing to allow “rose” as a color:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9oMskByo3I

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I had that queued up an hour ago. I thought it was too much of a cheat even for me.

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entropy

I’ll allow Stripes if you allow this.

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entropy

Connected to the theme by the thinnest of threads, Deftones, Passenger (on the White Pony album!):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3li5tge0jZ8

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Stripes have colors in them so the theme of Stripes works for this theme. I know I am not trying at all. Fuck you for harassing me about it.

Stripes theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7DRC9I5boA

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SonOfSpam

Them Crooked Vultures – Scumbag Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3QzsbS9cHs

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entropy

There’s a crazy man that’s creeping outside my door,
I live on the corner of Grey Street and the end of the world…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jow7c0EVXeM

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entropy

These guys just played my town last night, and hell, I’ve always had a soft spot for them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRwN2JV1MH8

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One time before a concert (can’t remember who) we had dinner at a sushi restaurant and noticed a few folks that were dressed much less smartly than the rest of us (not *badly* dressed, just stood out). Then during the show the performer called those same guys onto stage for a couple of songs; turns out they were members of Counting Crows.

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SonOfSpam

The band looks like they would smell bad, and yet still pull all the tail in the immediate area.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Can someone go let my moms dog out for me? It only would take me 15 minutes but I really just don’t want to do it. She is a good dog mostly but she loves jumping up when she sees me and punching me in the dick with her claws

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entropy

My iTunes library is all over the goddamn place:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEZCcK-jfTg

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SonOfSpam

I guess that’s just the way it is.

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entropy

OK, that was funny.

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SonOfSpam

Oingo Boingo – Grey Matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEFLz_W2rw

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Another one I foolishly missed the DOUBLE SHOT on…

Gorillaz – White Light

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Corrosion of Conformity – White Noise

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entropy

Hah! Nice.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I forgot how much I like this album. Their newer stuff… not so much.

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entropy

Lemme change my color for a few minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edXlkOKF1Uo

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entropy

A band I thought was gonna be bigger, Black Train Jack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Sbyzor6xw

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Lions – White Angel

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entropy

Ben Howard, Black Flies (known to most as a Walking Dead song):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPXJXxfauis

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Nice. The Ben Howard I posted below was in the show also.
Forgot about this one…another missed double.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry, I went retarded for a sec…that was Ben Nichols.
Sobriety is overrated.

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entropy

Ben Howard is awesome. Promise might be one of my favorite songs ever (and Ben Nichols is no damn slouch, either, Last Pale Light is a GREAT fuckin album, and “Shelter” is one of his best songs).

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’ve been listening to a lot both of them lately, so my wires got crossed there for a sec.

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SonOfSpam

Beck – Blue Moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIWbgR4vYiw

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

A CLUTCH DOUBLE SHOT!

White’s Ferry:

Black Umbrella:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

After the other night, yeah right and I both deserve a beating for letting this one go so long.
Fortunately I don’t have to outrun you guys, I just have to outrun him…and…knees.
Also, please notice it works both for band and song title…so it double wrapped a conundrum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmCNf7P7YTA

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SonOfSpam

Wilco – Sky Blue Sky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75pzxg_SCX4

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