2016 Quotables (Week 2 – Entries)

Amazing performances all around in Week 2. With the Ravens, Texans, and Eagles heading up the list of ‘for real’ undefeateds, we’re shocked — SHOCKED, I TELL YOU! — to see the Dolphins, SLURS, and perpetual preseason darling Jaguras still winless. Hope you were watching but, if not (the MRSA/CANO game felt like it only took about 95 minutes for me), no sweat — Quotables cares not about context!

So, before we get to the goods, you’ll notice a change in the format from last week. All entries are after the gifs BUT you only have to hit submit once and it actually uploads all your submissions. Now that that’s out of the way, let’s go!


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Seattle Seahawks quarterback DangeRussell Wilson is sacked by the Los Angeles Rams of USC.

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San Francisco 49ers Starting Quarterback, Blaine Gabbert, attempts a 4th down pass against the Carolina Panthers.

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Arizona Cardinals Running Back David Johnson makes a reception in a game against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

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San Diego Chargers Running Back Danny Woodhead is tackled in a game against the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Matt Ryan throws a 4th quarter touchdown pass against the Oakland Raiders.

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The Tennessee Titans attempt a 2-point conversation in the 4th quarter of their week 2 contest against the Detroit Lions.

Eagles Quarterback Carson Wentz scrambles against the Bears on Monday Night Football.

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Washington [*Redacted] s Coach Jay Gruden reacts to a Kirk Cousins hail mary pass at the end of the teams game against the Dallas Cowboys

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