♫…But She Never Saw Me There! ♫

 …set to the music of “Eponine’s Errand” from Les Miserables… 

DUKE JOHNSON JR.
Such luck! What a bounce!
Such luck! Right back to me!
So close to a disaster,
I stand triumphantly.

[sideline flies open]

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SARAH THOMAS
Good God! Oh, what a rumpus!
That ball, where can it be?

DUKE JOHNSON JR.
It’s here! Just let me show you,
I got it back, you see.

SARAH THOMAS (oblivious)
Say Trent, where is that ball?

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TRENT MURPHY (pointing)
It’s at the bottom of the pile!

SARAH THOMAS
Mason, show it to me!

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MASON FOSTER (throw up empty hands)
But all I have’s a smile!

SARAH THOMAS
Anyone?

[shrugs]

First down [*Redacted] s!

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Law-abiding Raiders fan, pet owner, Los Angeles resident.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Touchdown Seahawks.

Sill Bimmons

OK, so declaring a mini OT here…

Oct. 16, 2012: Romney 50% Obama 46%

NEVER FOARGET

http://www.gallup.com/poll/158048/romney-obama-among-likely-voters.aspx

SonOfSpam

I wanna see the basketball version with God Shammgod as Jean Valjean.

Enrico Pallazzo

The only explanation here is that women respect the hell out of Dan Snyder.