Two games? The stupid NFL lucks out sked-wise because they both should be interestifying. Still, two games? TO THE TWO GAMES!

SD/Den-Despite fantastic play from qb Rivers the Chargers look like the children’s book,  “The Little Engine That Couldn’t Quite Get Up The Hill Even Though He Received Lots Of Encouragement From People That Weren’t Aware Of The Train’s Inherent Limitations”. It’s a bitter-sweet allegory concerning you and your parent’s expectations of you. Perhaps rook de Bosa continues on his tear and gets the D going in the right direction (my money is on “NO”-he’s going to burn out at some point). Moving on. Broncs rb rook Booker gets his first big taste of a below-average NFL D. He’ll be spelled by backup Kapri Bibbs. Don’t ever forget about this guy. I can’t. Just saying his name reminds me of Capri Sun, baby bibs and nipples being forced into my mouth. Good Times. He might be my new favourite player.

GB/Atl-Oh Christ! I just came across the fact Falcons HC Quinn brought in some Special Forces guys to talk about “accountability and how it relates to everyone on the team”. This is the coward that didn’t have balls to go for it on 4th down in OT that resulted in a loss to the Chargers last week. WEAK! AS HELL! I should give some credit where it is due-political commentators and Hakeem Olajuwon have praised his pivot game. Packers-wise, Cobb has been ruled out and the Packers look to be almost done in a division where Minny is running away and the Lions are cautiously circling around competency, wondering if it will bite back.

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