Your Overlapping Monday Night Football Games Open Thread

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I read somewhere that the broadcaster is tinkering around with starting times to see if there’s any difference in viewership numbers. Has anyone read anything else on the subject? I’m curious to know. I do like the option of having a less sucky option should the circumstances warrant it.

Fallout:

-Lots of injuries: Saquon has a regular ankle (not high) sprain and will be out a few weeks. (do not waste your time picking up other backfield Giants) Montgomery has a thigh bruise, Anthony Richardson has a cabeca (for all of those readers in Portugal at the moment) issue, same with Waddle, OBJ has some ankle issue, Mooney got himself a knee but says he’ll play, Logan Thomas was done dirty and Edmonds is on IR.

-Giants Lead The League!…in negative point differential with -37. The Bears are 2nd with -28.

-Does Sack Wilson make it to the 6 game mark? I don’t think so, not with a few more 12-27 outings with 3 turnovers to boot. Is he that bad? He seems so…unprepared.

-The Day I Became a Puka Truther: 20 targets! 35 after two weeks! That kid can get separation. Kudos to those that took a flier on him after last week. There’s another wr rook doing well but he’s flying under the radar and that’s Tank Dell. (I hope to grab him in Math Hard! league, so leave him alone!) Houston will be behind all year so he should get lots of action if his puny 165lb frame holds up. (it won’t)

-That field goal by McVay, meaningless and yet so meaningful for the bettors out there. My tinfoil hat is giving me a hard stare.

To The Games!

Saints/Panthers:

-Olave and Thomas and Shaheed should do quite well given that cb Jaycee Horn is out.

-Bryce Young was a struggle squirrel vs Atl last week. Wait until he sees an even better defensing unit. He says the team needs chunk plays to get over the hump tonight so let’s see him air it out.

-I keep forgetting that Derek Carr plays for the Saints-speaking of ‘chunks’, he had 5 passing plays of over 20 yards and 2 over 40.

-Remember, this is an NFC South ‘showdown’, anyone can win this division.

Browns/Steelers:

-Thinking of playing the money line? Guess what Pitt’s record at home on Monday Night is over their last twenty games? That’s right, 20-0.

Diontae is out of this one but Amari indicated he could perhaps play today. We’ll see.

-Seven games into his Browns career and Deshaun has impressed no one. When pressured his sack rate is 30.7%, 4th-worse in the league. When he isn’t staring at the stars he’s connecting to  teammates at a 20 for 52 rate.

-With Heyward out and the Steelers giving up 5.5 ypc last week, expect huge amounts of Chubb. Cleveland ran for 200+ last week.

There you are.

 

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

Scott Van Pelt always looks like a cancer patient.

Downfield Matriculator

Orioles’ season was his Make A Wish

Fronkenshteen

Part of me is still waiting for a late flag.

Gumbygirl

That was hideous. May God have mercy on all of us. I need some weed.

WCS

Highsmith and Watt just blew off The Shaun on national television.

WCS

PHRASING

fleshwound_NPG

yea that was holding/interference but its the browns

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Wakezilla

How does Joey Porter have a son old enough to play in the NFL? Teenage Pregnancy?

Gumbygirl

He was 23 when jr was born. He’s 46.

Horatio Cornblower

Wow, another NFL game ending with the announcers talking about the horrible, horrible officiating.

“Nailed it!”

R. Goodell

Downfield Matriculator

DeShaun’s Slippery Hands Lead to Steeler’s Happy Ending!

Horatio Cornblower

If DeShaun Watson had come up short like that in the past he might still be in Houston.

fleshwound_NPG

woah, nobody has ever made anything out of titanium before!

Brick Meathook

Eliott Gould (the actor) just “liked” a Facebook comment I made, which complimented the movie MASH.

This is the most exciting moment in my life since Keanu Reeves bummed a smoke from me.

Downfield Matriculator

He was also great in the The Long Goodbye, so put that on your list if you’ve missed it

Brick Meathook

It’s okay with me.

Brick Meathook

The Big Sleep -> The Long Goodbye -> The Big Lebowski

Brick Meathook

“It’s okay with me” is a repeated quote by Marlowe in The Long Goodbye.

Brick Meathook

I love that movie and have seen it many times. Arnold is great.

Fronkenshteen

I’d be excited about that stand, but it just means Donovan McNabb 2.0 is coming back out to shit it all up again.

Downfield Matriculator

Nice sideline shot of the coach explaining the run-pass option to Pickett’s Charge there: “You can also hand the ball off to someone who can run as an option”

WCS

Matt Mexico is downgraded to Mitchell El Salvador.

fleshwound_NPG

Matt Antarctica

Gumbygirl

I don’t want to hear his name unless it’s Matt Unemployed.

Wakezilla

You really have to hand it to the Browns. They are really trying to keep the streak alive of them not starting a season 2-0

WCS

No complaints from this Yinzer.