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"THIS GUY, RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY, I CALL HIM PETE HEGSETH BECUASE HE LIKES TO DECLARE HIS BOMBERS HAVE DESTROYED SOMETHING WHEN THEY REALLY HAVEN’T" – LemonJello

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Offseason Quotables: NCAA Championship To The Draft (Results)

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Good quality all around this week. Please see below regarding this edition’s results.

 

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“Always bet on White in MIssissippi.” -Unsurprised
“Gonzaga: Now with ≥ 1 minority!” -Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
“I haven’t seen such bobbing and weaving followed by an eventual descent into meaningless word salad since Sean Spicer’s last press conference.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“These fans still would have been more excited to catch a fish.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
“Peter King writes a 50,000 word diatribe on why this is wrong for baseball in a football blog, and how it does not follow the unwritten code” -Game Time Decision
“’Am I the only one who sees a giant orange elf pumping his fist and screaming in triumph?’ – Johnny Manziel, trying to do his laundry.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“And then Trump says, ‘I’d hire Romo as a spokesman for the wall, but I’m afraid he’d break his shoulder laying the first brick.’” -jjfozz
“We need players willing to take some scalps on the field! I mean, they can’t be giving effort and then taking it back! They have to leave a trail of tears on the field every time they step on it.” -LemonJello
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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s good hustle, everyone!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Woo hoo! DOUBLE SHOT! I am the champion! [pumps fist]”

– Johnny Manziel’s hallucinatory elf

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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