Your “I Got Some Money ‘Cause I Just Got Paid” Saturday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

 

Today turned out better than it was supposed to, because I didn’t get rooked into going to my eldest niece’s ballet recital – those bunhead moms are fucking lunatics, and the girls all look like their makeup guns were set to “whore”.

Also, I didn’t have to babysit the youngest two while their mom was at the performance. VICTORY, WHILE LOOKING SUPPORTIVE! Shame really; when their mother texted me to say I wasn’t needed, I expressed disappointment that I had to cancel our chainsaw sharpening lessons. I know about 10% of her believed that was an actual possibility.


So…the Oilers blew a three-goal lead with three minutes to go. And the tying goal was partially the result of Ryan Kesler being an asshole. OF COURSE it went to double-OT, because why let the anger settle down if not to let it burst through at damn-near midnight everywhere but the Best Coast?

I DON’T EVEN HAVE A VESTED INTEREST! Yet I am watching this car wreck like I have a not-insignificant amount of money on the outcome.

Ugh – sports is the worst. I hope little deci_litre and redskyatdawnredskyatdawn grow up to be engineers and worship either our alien overlords or Stephen Hawking’s sentient wheelchair.


Tonight’s sports:

  • Hockey:
    •  NHL:
      • Penguins at Capitals – 7:15PM | NBC / CBC
        • Game 5 – Pens up 3-1
    • 2017 IIHF World Championship:
      • Slovenia vs. Canada – 6:00AM | TSN
  • NBA:
    • Warriors at Jazz – 8:30PM | ABC
  • MLB:
    • Yankees at Cubs – 7:00PM | FOX

Hopefully, I get to see “Guardians 2” tonight. After not babysitting, I EARNED IT!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Only 3:30? Just at a bunch of summer sausage and cookies? And I’m still drinking iced tea?

I’m a GENIUS.

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I have sun here already. I am just gonna stay up.

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I tried to go back to sleep. Got only 2 hours. I love that my initial response to that was fuck yes. I might have got some REM sleep instead of OMG I am gonna die if I don’t fix this.

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If you can, you might consider visiting a sleep doctor. Mine has always been chill as fuck. Great guy. Great office staff. Surprisingly affordable.

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I get random likes on my IG photographs for whatever reason (I tag them, but that doesn’t mean anyone has to like them). A couple of them came from cute ladies. I wish I didn’t know that.

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Bacon and Beer Fest in Denver at Mile High Stadium (or whatever corp bought the name) next Saturday.
http://www.baconandbeerclassic.com/denver-bacon-and-beer-classic-2017/

Also, unsurprisingly, one in Indianapolis. BYOAED.

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I have 11 am brunch with my mom tomorrow because if I don’t do it once a week she thinks I hate her. Added bonus is a guy hitting on her is gonna be there, but she has no clue he is interested in her because she is still a 12 year old that doesn’t understand men hit on women because they are interested in them.

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We do? Fuck. So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong.