Anti-Millenial Gloating Achieves Apex

The over-29 Internet contingent is claiming a resounding victory for truth. “See, SEE; I told ya” was the general outcry of every person with a cellphone that recalls having used a payphone out of necessity. “I’m sure those You Tube kids were constantly praised by their parents. Could’ve used a couple of beatings with a belt. Sure worked for me!” posted on Facebook an insurance broker during working hours, while adjusting his baseball cap.

In lieu of sympathy for the couple’s child, the ether accepts chiding sociological hawt taeks.

(Full story from Vice.)