Your “I Need Something From A Can or A Bottle On Ice” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

 

It was a scorcher in VanCity today. Sure – 28 degrees Celsius isn’t a lot to people south of the 49th, but for here it’s damned unpleasant when the wind isn’t blowing. We are in the middle of that window Wakezilla mentioned where it’s awful for aboot four weeks, when everyone considers buying an air conditioner but then chooses not to because “what am I going to do with it the other 11 months?” It’s how you can tell many of us have Scottish heritage. Anyway, they’re talking an extended period of 30+ degrees along the coast, which will do nothing for our tempers, and will only exacerbate the fire season in the interior.

I spent my Sunday afternoon selling beer at a stadium filled with people instead wanting $2 root beer floats (for charity) & trying to dump their empty ice cream cups onto my tray, like I’m their fucking waiter. IT’S “BEERGUY”, NOT “JANITORGUY”, BIG SPENDER!

I hope you had a pleasanter day.


Tonight’s sports:

  • MLB:
    • Giants at Dodgers – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
  • Soccer: women
    • USA vs. Brazil – 8:00PM | ESPN2

The relative paucity of sports now will only wane as news filters out of all camps & we head toward Thursday’s Hall of Fame Game, and possibly the first gameday Open Thread of the 2017 season. Bart, do you have an opinion on this course of action?

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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litre_cola
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Marshawn Lynch is just the best. I am so happy he is playing again, just for interactions with the media and the public. He ain’t care boss.

Don T
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It is known.
It’d be great if Beast Mode tears the league. From Week 2 on, to be exact.

blackroseMD1
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blackroseMD1

If he could maybe have an off day in weeks 6 and 17, that would be great too.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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litre_cola
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/quickly checks Eagles schedule.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Soooooo, Hunter Pence still looks and acts like a howler monkey on crack, huh?
And now he sucks at his job.

He chose the right town, at least.

litre_cola
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First blax takes a shot at the Iggles, now you crackin on the Giants, are you guys trying to tell me something?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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I mean, I’m not saying that I want every member of the basedball Giants to die in a horrible runaway trolley accident, but I’m also not not saying it.

litre_cola
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LCSS understandable from you beig a Dirt Char…ummm, hmmm Dirt Aztecs fan?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers
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I also went to college up there and saw the fanbase appear overnight in October of 2010.

Dirt Aztecs is acceptable. And seeing as how he will forever be San Diego, Dirt BOLTMEN is also allowed.

Don T
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Wait:

THE HoF game’s on This Thursday?

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King Hippo
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praise and glory INDEED!!

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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T-minus 48 hours until Clutch/Primus. Must not murder coworkers, must not murder coworkers.

yeah right
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So much fun. Hopefully Les wears the pig head when they play Mr Krinkle.

scotchnaut
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My youngest son is a huge fan of “Hot Ones” and wants to do a hot wing challenge very soon. I told him I was good to go.

/tried “Pain 100%”
//decided to re-write my will

Jerry Was A Shogun Named Marcus
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He’s not getting anything anymore is he?

theeWeeBabySeamus
Member

It’s actually been more pleasant (heat and humidity wise) ’round here today than for the past month, maybe two.

And I managed to not kill someone again today. Wooooooooo!!!!!!!!

ballsofsteelandfury
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I would recommend everyone watch the replay of the Collingwood-Adelaide game. That will get you ready for Monday!

litre_cola
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Nick Riewoldt to retire. Dammit!

ballsofsteelandfury
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Funny, now that I’m on desktop, I CAN see that the little green member icon looks like a buttplug getting ready to go into my avatar. Good times!

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’ve laughed about that multiple times since Moose pointed it out.
Hehehehehe

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