Trent Richardson somehow lands another contract; joins CFL Roughriders

The Maestro -
3

In surprising news north of the border, Trent Richardson has yet again inexplicably extended his football career by signing with the CFL’s Saskatchewan Roughriders. No current contract details were announced, but he should be joining the team immediately, considering that starting back Cameron Marshall is currently nursing a knee injury and backup Kienan LaFrance is performing poorly in Marshall’s absence.

Clearly, his time training at the Jay Cutler Nine Football Lives Academy in each offseason has continued to pay off.

0 0 votes
Article Rating
The Maestro
The Maestro is a mystical Canadian internet user and New England Patriots fan; when the weather is cooperative and the TV signal at his igloo is strong enough, he enjoys watching the NFL, the Ottawa Senators & REDBLACKS, and yelling into the abyss on Twitter. He is somehow allowed to teach music to high school students when he isn't in a blind rage about sports, and is also a known connoisseur of cheap beers across the Great White North.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/index.php/author/the-maestro/
Subscribe
Notify of
3 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Unsurprised

It’s funny because he’s only 75% as fast as NFL RBs.

3
SonOfSpam

He’ll be the most pounded-on snowbound Roughrider since Jake Gyllenhaal’s ass.

4
BrettFavresColonoscopy

2 seconds after being handed his contract, Trent Richardson promptly fell down.

6