Your Second Round of NFL Action Open Thread

Man, is it ever dreary/rainy in this neck of the woods. What that means for me is that the piling of more firewood will have to wait for some other time. Ah, well-I’ll make the best of it somehow. [light bulb appears over noggin] I know what to do! Let’s go… TO THE GAMES!

TB/Ari: AP got his wish (sorta) and ends up in Arizonatown. Indications are that he’ll be fed the ball early and often although I can’t see the Cards straying too far away from ultra-dependable Fitz and his 32 receptions.

LAR/Jax: I like the look of this tilt. We’ve got two young-ish teams that seem to have their respective futures in front of them. That suggestion I made last week about stashing qb Goff at the bottom of your fantasy roster? I’m glad you didn’t take me seriously. [stares at Goff at the bottom of his fantasy roster] SHUT UP! HE STILL HAS VALUE, DAMNIT!

Pit/KC: The only team that’s been able to come within seven points of the Chiefs was Philly and that was way back in week two. Rb Hunt has piled up 609 yards on a mere 96 carries! This has allowed our favourite spaghetti-armed quarterback to toss the ball further downfield than anyone but his mother thought possible. Alex Smith has gone for 1400 yards already and has 11 scoring balls to go with nary an intercept. Everything’s coming up ribs and roasts and buttered-on-both-sides-toasts down Kansas City way. On t’udder side, Big Ben was recently enrolled in an Interception Aversion Program at the team’s urging after last week’s travesty.

LAC/Oak: Raiders fans are shouting hosannas from the tops of burnt-out cars over the fact that qb Carr and his “out for 4 to 6 weeks” prognosis was discovered to be a load of hooey. He and Marshawn and Amari and Khalil should be more than enough to put the one-win Lawnclippers to bed early.

Do that thing that you do.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thank you Tittsburgh.

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clint greasewood
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clint greasewood

Titans vs Colts on MNF.Oh fuck.

WCS
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JustStopDude
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JustStopDude

So them Raiders being good…that was fun while it lasted …

Gratliff
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Oh, Alex Smith

Romonobyl
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Doing the Seven Nation Army chant whilst tomahawk-chopping should be an automatic 5 years off your lifespan.

Senor Weaselo
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I disagree.

It should be automatic termination of your lifespan.

Romonobyl
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Harsh, but fair.

Gratliff
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Jaguras, what the fuck

Brocky
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So I was on Reddit, typing about the tuck rule, and it kept auto correcting to fuck.

My s8 knows me a little too well

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Did Boltman move to Vegas already?
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Senor Weaselo
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What animal is that supposed to be?

King Hippo
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Miscellaneous amalgam of childhood night terrors?

Senor Weaselo
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No, that’s the original Pierre the Pelican. (It’s SFDFO, but NSFH)
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The Maestro
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A gila monster, I think.

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Gila Monster
/Really wanted to make an aging Vegas stripper/cougar joke there

Redshirt
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That is Steeler Luck represented in one single play.

King Hippo
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and with that, I don’t have to sweat the fantasy aspects of the SNF match. Ded.

Senor Weaselo
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How did that Browndown not get picked?

Gratliff
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God damn it, Andy

Romonobyl
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King Hippo
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awwwww, look at muscle hamster get his garbage time!

herodotus450
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herodotus450

The Ghost of Safeties Past looming large now!

Redshirt
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“And the Chiefs tie the game and are an extra point away from taking the lead!”

– Alternate Universe where Andy Reid is smart and kicked the field goal.

Gratliff
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WE GOTS A GAME

King Hippo
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tiny handsDOWN

Gratliff
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Goddamn it. He’s gonna rape someone in there

King Hippo
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HARF! Just one?

Senor Weaselo
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They’re not potato chips… are they?

King Hippo
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Purple (Scrotum) Jesus is alive and Fournette is ded? Don’t seem right to me.

Redshirt
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Big Ben is going into the Horse Euthanasia Tent?!

/ Oh, BLEERGH, I beseech thee…

herodotus450
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herodotus450

Fitzpatrick in For Ol’ Crab Legs? Smart choice or smrtest choice?