Man, is it ever dreary/rainy in this neck of the woods. What that means for me is that the piling of more firewood will have to wait for some other time. Ah, well-I’ll make the best of it somehow. [light bulb appears over noggin] I know what to do! Let’s go… TO THE GAMES!
TB/Ari: AP got his wish (sorta) and ends up in Arizonatown. Indications are that he’ll be fed the ball early and often although I can’t see the Cards straying too far away from ultra-dependable Fitz and his 32 receptions.
LAR/Jax: I like the look of this tilt. We’ve got two young-ish teams that seem to have their respective futures in front of them. That suggestion I made last week about stashing qb Goff at the bottom of your fantasy roster? I’m glad you didn’t take me seriously. [stares at Goff at the bottom of his fantasy roster] SHUT UP! HE STILL HAS VALUE, DAMNIT!
Pit/KC: The only team that’s been able to come within seven points of the Chiefs was Philly and that was way back in week two. Rb Hunt has piled up 609 yards on a mere 96 carries! This has allowed our favourite spaghetti-armed quarterback to toss the ball further downfield than anyone but his mother thought possible. Alex Smith has gone for 1400 yards already and has 11 scoring balls to go with nary an intercept. Everything’s coming up ribs and roasts and buttered-on-both-sides-toasts down Kansas City way. On t’udder side, Big Ben was recently enrolled in an Interception Aversion Program at the team’s urging after last week’s travesty.
LAC/Oak: Raiders fans are shouting hosannas from the tops of burnt-out cars over the fact that qb Carr and his “out for 4 to 6 weeks” prognosis was discovered to be a load of hooey. He and Marshawn and Amari and Khalil should be more than enough to put the one-win Lawnclippers to bed early.
Do that thing that you do.
Dirk Koetter is a poor man’s Rand Paul.
Welcome back… Dirk.
Touchdown Seahawks!
Welp. Chiefs blew it. Later.
Time for some food. Catch you fellers in the late thread.
KC #75 almost committed a foul. You’re not supposed to hold up your own player.
Well, I’ve hit my capacity for commercials for the day. See ya all later.
Rut roh, the KHunt is open for bidness.
Fuck this sport.
I hope Kaep gets his own franchise out of this lawsuit.
You know, I’m starting to think that Antonio Brown may be good at footballing.
If anything the Chiefs are doing the Bengals a favor. The Steelers should be overconfident going into next week.
Ben is always overconfident.
Alright Alex Smith, don’t fuck this up for me.
ALL KELCE ALL THE TIME!!!!
How much is a plane ticket to KC and an untraceable weapon upon landing?
/asking foar a friend
You got Breaking Bad money?
Hey man, I’m flush, my shit is tight. If I cash some stuff in I could probably scrape together as much as $127.62. That’s not chump change there buddy.
Drive to KC, but go out of the way, buy a baseball bat with cash, and never go back to that town again.
There! No traceability.
At what point do you shuffle though?
Now if I said that, there would create “traceability”.
No footprint, either digital or physical!
What if I was in KC just last year (hypothetically, of course) and there may or may not be a warrant for me there?
I’ll hang up and listen….
Never mind. I’m sure I was going fast enough that he never got a clear look at my plates.
Forget I asked.
If you had your way, you wouldn’t be the only one saying that.
/Bad Senor, bad!
Yeah….I’m….ummmmmm…..yeah……no.
/shuts piehole
The Umpire wasn’t in a safe place?! The NFL doesn’t have a problem with their players not knowing their family by age 45, but, DAMN IT!, we gotta protect the Umpire!
If I were an NFL quarterback, I would be absolutely terrified each time the ball was snapped.
Girlfriend discovered the tgif shows on Hulu. The humor of Urkle doesn’t hold up now that I’m 30.
I watch even older Simpsons and a lot of the jokes, if told now, I’d be like, “See?! That’s just lazy.”
We live lives of bias.
I used to think 2 and 1/2 Men was funny, then my voice changed.
You should watch M*A*S*H. At the time funny. Now, some of what they did is gross insubordination and borderline treason. Also, I think that joke about rape in the first season wouldn’t go over well.
/ Joke was a guest actor was caught in the arms and she screamed “Rape!”. Hawkeye and Trapper John said “I’ve never been to a rape before.”
// There might also be an issue with how Trapper John got his nickname.
Sadly, I don’t have Bell. My opponent this week does, however.
Thanks Obama!!!!!!!!
Let’s defund insurance!
And give Iran an excuse to develop nukes!
Puerto Rico is a US territory?
Congress slows things down. Let’s just let the President run by Executive Orders and Decrees.
Which is actually about the way Congress has set things up over the last 30 years.
This PIT/KC game is why I don’t do the fantasy thing or bet money on games…anymore.
I wish I could get that. Home market game = not interesting.
Not missing much, KC’s stats are pure dumpster fire stuff.
Apart from a few Keystone Kops moments, it;s been pretty dull too. (Then again, something in me finds it impossible to find the Chefs at all interesting, so maybe that’s just me.)
Tune in to Fox’s #1 Fall Hit!
Carson Palmer: Noodle Armed Bastard
I’m no NFL GM but I think New Orleans should have been able to get, at least, a 5th round pick for AP, considering ARI’s needs….
Survivor gods? That would explain how it’s still going.
Scoring the reception (on a rub route) that gives the Bucs 6 against ARI’s 31 in the third, DJax gives the “shush” celebration to the ARI crowd.
So…..there’s that.
Rodgers got Romo’d.
Means something different before December
Mike Evans has quit. He’ll see you for Week 7.
Yep, I’ve got him too.
Quite an impressive collection of headcases I’ve put together, huh?
Oh and Eli is on my bench.
LMFAO
This box score description of the KC Safety is perfect:
My wife has agreed to drive me to the package store and get pizza because I helped with her friend’s birthday gift and I am now out of beer and shouldn’t be driving.
Truly I have out-kicked my coverage.
Did her friend, by chance, want a threesome as her gift?
Oh dear God no.
Oh – so she ugly.
Marry her
I have. Twice.
But apparently you married well.
Does east coasters get as weird about traveling west as we do about morning games? Like, anytime we play an AM east coast game, it’s like, “Oh, what will the early start mean to these elite athletes?!”
Yes. It’s used as an easy, lazy narrative to explain a bad road record.
Ok — just making sure it works both ways.
Helen Mirren is a national treasure, and she’s not even from our nation!
She seems like she’d be a lot of fun to shoot the shit with over a bottle of wine.
Arizona deserves to leap from 24th to 22nd in the power rankings this week.
Man, I feel bad for the suckers who started Ryan Fitzpatrick in fantasy today….
Fitz threw that up like he didn’t care who caught it.
Did you know Caesars has a topless pool? It’d what you would low bar expect on a Sunday.
I did not.
Even with the Chiefs, Andy Reid continues to disappoint me
There’s still BBQ to be eaten.
“Even with the Chefs, Andy Reid continues to disappoint me”
Me, two people behind Andy Reid in line as the BBQ place 86’s brisket.
I hope the Bears go 4-12 but 4-0 vs. the AFC North.
OK, kids, I’m back. My debut as a calendar model is me in a tie and boxers, holding a briefcase and 20′ up in the air in a bucket loader.
Not surprisingly, I am also drunk.
/month name has been replaced with “Drunktober”
Smasrched
Has there ever been a 5-0 or better team that laid an egg like the Chiefs are doing?
I’d put money on the answer to that question being the Chiefs, sometiime in the last decade.
Peterson is the best CB in the game.
AHAHAHAHAHA! Nice pass attempt, Fitzmagik!
Remember when AP beat up that kid?
Me neither. Go Cards! Woooo!
Peterson always does well when he switches things up.
Steelers-Chiefs is a shitshow.
Rams-Jags is competitive.
…. And Donald Trump is President?!?!?!?!?!?!
WE GONNA DECERTIFY IRAN! WOOOOOOOO!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imqvLToWH7k
My Choco-Taco stock just tanked.
HARF! Potties have tank too, like on Call of Duty. PEW PEW!!
Geico didn’t want to show Luke Kuechly getting those dark spots on his brain all swole.
Was that his lead raping shoulder, too?
No bathroom stall door lock is safe!
Fitzmagik!
Starting to regret starting the entire chiefs offense this week
HOTTAEK
So are the Chiefs.
See?
That’s the Cardinals.
Wow — ARI lost that. They got lucky there.
Who does he think he is, Ken Norton Jr.?
So eleven punches are okay, but twelve is illegal?
per Romo, you can’t use the post
Joe Mixon only needs one.
How Bell has a better Stiff Arm Rating than Mixon in Madden I don’t understand.
I’d like an update on this Quotables star, re: 2017 Jags.
Looks like somebody’s crystal meth supply ran out.
Shouldn’t be hard to find moar because….Jacksonville.
Even with that; he is not aware of his surrounding or can comprehend them in any meaningful way. His mom will be pretty mad about the table tho.
This Papa Roach music video sucks.
Yeah. Don’t cover Fitz. That’ll work out for you.
I mean, you don’t want to let JJ Nelson beat you ,, smh