Week 10 eh? We’re really starting to separate the wheat from the chaff. Or, maybe in the context of the 2017 season, the Eagles from the chaff and poisonous chaff. Speaking of chaff, this is apparently the makeup of Joe Haden’s fibula as the mf-er broke and we continue to add to the list of broken 2017 NFL players.

But you know what’s a positive product of wheat? Semolina. You may be most familiar with it as Cream of Wheat (save the lecture, Yeah Right). It’s starting to cool off here so I’m all about the jackets and hot bowls of gritlike substances these days. But how does this relate to NFL Week 10? Well, porridge is basically the destiny of this week’s concussion victims: Ryan Grant, Jacoby Brissett, Jeff Heath, and Pacman Jones. Not Russell Wilson though; Coach Pete knows concussion evaluation tents are just another scam pushed by the autism-inducing Big Inoculation lobbyists.

Well, gifs should be loaded by now. Make me proud, folks .