Week 10 eh? We’re really starting to separate the wheat from the chaff. Or, maybe in the context of the 2017 season, the Eagles from the chaff and poisonous chaff. Speaking of chaff, this is apparently the makeup of Joe Haden’s fibula as the mf-er broke and we continue to add to the list of broken 2017 NFL players.
But you know what’s a positive product of wheat? Semolina. You may be most familiar with it as Cream of Wheat (save the lecture, Yeah Right). It’s starting to cool off here so I’m all about the jackets and hot bowls of gritlike substances these days. But how does this relate to NFL Week 10? Well, porridge is basically the destiny of this week’s concussion victims: Ryan Grant, Jacoby Brissett, Jeff Heath, and Pacman Jones. Not Russell Wilson though; Coach Pete knows concussion evaluation tents are just another scam pushed by the autism-inducing Big Inoculation lobbyists.
Well, gifs should be loaded by now. Make me proud, folks .
I haven’t seen a lion take down a brown like that since I watched ‘The Ghost And The Darkness’
oof. good one
TOO MANY MEN ON THE FIELD MY ASS!!! IT’S TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO WORK DAY AND THOSE 11 ARE HALF OF MINE!!!
Good to see Kellen Winslow getting another shot at the league.
Random Fin: Uh, Coach? Didn’t want to say anything but…that drunk guy in Tampa did it better yesterday.
Jets Fan: Wasn’t good here either.
(OK, let’s see if I can get this to work…)
Deatrich Wise: Hey, Tommy – can I haz that bounty money now?
TB12: (loud whisper) SHHHHH! Wrong guy, dumbass! You’re a year and a half too late!
Well done.
And technically sufficient.
I haven’t seen a twenty target a seven like that since Roy Moore was in college.
Oh that’s good.
More like LeBrock Osweiler, amirite?
COACH GASE: Can’t…stop…doing…the monkey.
COP: Can you describe the person who assaulted you?
GRANT: [grimaces]
“Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we’re going to South Carolina and Oklahoma And Arizona.. And North Dakota And New Mexico! We’re going to California and Texas and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we’re going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! Byyaaaahhhhh!!!”
I CALL THIS GUY A JERRY’S GIRL AS HE GOES DOWN WAY TO EASY
Kyle Shanahan will never forget the day that he met Peter North.
Here we have a modern interpretation of how the Old World invaders impacted the inhabitants of the New World.
“That guy has some anger issues.” – Ndamukong Suh
“Sorry, Phil, but since BOLTMAN has stopped threatening to purée my children, I can’t justify giving you that call anymore.”
With the NFL bringing back Damnatio ad Bestias, ratings are sure to turn around!
Brock Lobster has evolved into Brock Flounder!
More like Kizer SoSlayed amirite?
“Yup” *spits chaw* “This’n here bronc is bout ready fer da dadgummed glue factory.” *spits chaw again*
One thing you can say, those 49ers are well hydrated.
/That’s not water they’re throwing
Houston 500, Part II, The squirters
“When you break your tailgating table, who do you call? Call 1-888-DRTABLE! That’s 1-888-DRTABLE!”
“Oh man, I hope Josh gets off suspension soon, I hear he has the best stuff. Oh, shit, was I supposed to do something on this play.”
-David Njoku
Osweiler’s a cinch for the lead in Mamet’s new one-act play “Barbaro at the Preakness”
“Affirmed”
-Dee Mirich
“Neigh”
-Secretariat
Confirmed! CJ Cregg is a squirter!!
The BART police are interesting in trading for Linval Joseph after that shot on a Grant.
Even Marlin Perkins finds this lion attack to be gratuitous.
Personally, I found the Bills’ salute to Eric Garland a bit tacky.
“Broseph, keep that MRSA-filled ‘batin hand away from me.”
Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior?
WELL? HAVE YA? HUH?? WHAT??????
When you start to question your choice of teams and Lucky Pierre cohorts.
“Uh, coach? That’s not how they wanted us to acknowledge Autism Awareness Month.”
Exhibit A in why iit’s more important to have guaranteed contracts for the Commissioner than the players
Pretty sure Osweiler was just trying to show everybody the hottest new dance craze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NujVEK5uC9c
See also:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM95PqG_aXQ
COME ON, REF, IF I WANTED TO GET HURT PLAYING WITH LOOSE PUSSIES I COULD HAVE STAYED AT HOME
John Fox couldn’t successfully manage a challenge with Lovie Smith’s flags, Andy Reid’s focus, and Bea Arthur’s dick
This is a Quotable of extra-ordinary magnitude!
All those guys kneeling on Veterans Day SMDH
I CALL THIS GUY MONEY SHOT, AS HE TOOK IT RIGHT IN THE FACE
Great minds
haha, not sure if that’s a compliment or not
Right in the eye? Come on, we aren’t the 500s.
Still gentler than the shove out the door that the Texans and Browns gave him.
after many year of practice, this was coach’s best attempt at “cabbage patching”
/ or is that a seizure?
I thought Eleven was how you ended up in the Upside Down… not 98…
So the team didn’t even care enough to throw the full cooler?
Yep – even our Gatorade splashes are half-assed these days. (We’re out of practice.)
Shown here is the entirety of his concussion check during the game
ding,ding,ding,ding
Tilt
/Game over.
Milks misshapen cow
My two year old child would have been ashamed of throwing that hissy fit.
Lief Erickson approves.
You sure this game was not played in a Coliseum?
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James Harrison was fined $250K and Vontaze Burfict was suspended three games for that hit.