Your “At Least They Got To Enjoy The Holiday” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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NFL News:

  • Possibly with an eye towards the Rooney Rule, the Texans, an NFL franchise according to League documents, have hired an outside firm to help them find a new GM.
    • Rick Smith has taken a leave of absence while his wife is dealing with cancer.
  • Jimmy Graham is amongst the first Seahawks to drop hints he’s leaving the team.
    • Also a hint: his 4-year, $40 million contract has expired.
    • Also being hinted at: Kam Chancellor & Cliff Avril.
      • It doesn’t help when Pete Carroll says they’re “going to have a hard time playing football again”.
  • Coaching carousel:
    • No new today (so far)
      • Marv Lewis’ fate is expected sometime this week.
        • probably once someone explains to Mike Brown that “promoting from within” means Pascal his gardener cannot be the new coach.
        • HOLY SHIT – two more fucking years!
      • Jim Harbaugh says he’s not leaving Michigan.
        • Good thing he said that before someone actually considered asking.
      • Talking asshat Jon Gruden is delighted to “be considered” for the Raiders coaching vacancy.
  • The criteria contenders for Hard Knocks 2018 have been decided.
    • Baltimore, Cleveland, Denver, the L.A. Chargers, San Francisco and Washington.

Finally, in a moment that actually warms the heart, Bills fans have turned their excitement into their playoff berth into a charitable cause.

  • starting last night, Bills fans started making $17 donations to Andy Dalton’s charitable foundation, the Andy and Jordan Dalton Foundation, which provides financial aid to families with medical expenses.
    • The $17 dollars represent the 17 seasons between playoff berths for the Bills.
  • as of 12:30 PM DFO time today, some 4500 donors have added over $100,000 to the foundation’s coffers.

Tonight’s sports:

  • Hockey:
    •  NHL:
      • Penguins at Flyers – 7:00PM | NBCSN
      • Bruins at Islanders – 7:0PM | Sportsnet
      • Kings at Oilers – 9:30PM | NBCSN
      • Ducks at Canucks – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
    • World Juniors:
      • Slovakia vs. Sweden – 6:00PM | TSN3 / NHLN
      • Russia vs. USA – 8:00PM | TSN / NHLN
  • Basketball:
    • NBA:
      • Blazers at Cavs – 7:00PM  | Sportsnet1
      • Grizzlies at Clippers – 10:30PM | Sportsnet1
    • NCAA: of note
      • Butler at Xavier – 7:00PM | FS1
      • Indiana at Wisconsin – 7:00PM | ESPN
      • Michigan at Iowa – 7:00PM | ESPN2
      • Georgetown at DePaul – 9:00PM | FS1
      • Texas Tech at Kansas – 9:00PM | ESPN
      • Pittsburgh at Louisville – 9:00PM | ESPNU

School’s out until the 8th, so I’m making these up as I go. DON’T JUDGE ME!

Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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OK dammit….you funny sonsabitching Bumpuses have foiled me for the last time.
I’m really leaving now.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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For reference, now I’m gone for realsiez..

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Plug or plug not….there is no try.

Errrrrr…I mean what the hell is that??????

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

DAMN IT!!

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Well, she’s dead.

Unsurprised
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Well, I guess I should get ready for bed.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Unsurprised is way hotter than I thought.

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

That’s … something.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Emo music, captured in one picture.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Paul McCartney, the early years.
(you see because he’s playing left handed and…ah fuck it, never mind)

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Senor Weaselo
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Not enough hair.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

The resolution is so high that I think I can see yeah right’s house from this photo taken in Santa Monica.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Furby Alf?
HIDE YOUR CATS!

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Yeah. I seriously need to spend more time at the gym.

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Whatever it takes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Damn global warming.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Devin’s not bad from behind, either.

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Great picture. You can clearly see the meteor strikes.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Santa was late, but so long as she comes.

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

It’s nice to see a lass that can handle a yuuuge load.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Welp, my sack is full now at least.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Better him than me.

– or –

He’s not the biggest fish in the sea anymore.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Goldfinger strikes again

Unsurprised
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Sophie Mudd jiggle and jumping, with bonus nipslip. https://gfycat.com/VastShowyAlligatorsnappingturtle

theeWeeBabySeamus
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I’m not here anymore, but here….

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

The Oreo Thins variety are garnering a big following.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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“Yeah, I missed my stop………. OK, I missed a LOT of stops.”

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

That or Yakety Sax

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Dammit Miranda, I’m trynna work!!!!
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Just think about Hippo’s new barber.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I’m not the only seeing his hair forming an elephant head, am I?

Unsurprised
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Sophie Mudd. Emphasis on the ‘DD.’ Oh, excuse me. She’s 32DDD.

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Nice.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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OK, really time to get something done I guess.
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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Coin tosses are not in your favor tonight.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Best 13 out of 25?

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Whatever it takes

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I hate to say it, but I’d rather hang out with the quokka.

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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

You do you. I’ll do her.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Honestly don’t know who this is.
She seems fine, tho. And hopefully less hairy.

Unsurprised
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Devin Brugman. She’s a bikini model and co-created a line of bikinis with her friend Natasha Oakley, who is also hot. Devin, however, has much bigger boobs.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Cool.

But still don’t see the problem.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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She keeps looking at my NUTS.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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NOT in the US.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

You can tell by the lack of feces and graffiti.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Time to…well…lol…
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Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Such a bad monkey.

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Clever girl.

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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I forgot her name, something with thigh in it. but what a body! Aha! “Tilotama Dutta shows off her plots in ‘Guns & Thighs'”

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ttps://gfycat.com/importantshadyatlanticsharpnosepuffer

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Holy shit.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Moar writing, moar drinking, or moar screwing around with you idiots? Or a movie? Porn and sleep are also on the table, but we know I’m not sleeping yet, right?

Senor Weaselo
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Yes.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

More writing. If bad habits are going to rub off on me, let them be good ones like that.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Fair enough. Tabs stay open.
Well except for that one….but we’ll bookmark that one for later.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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Yes, some of you inadvertently stepped on the writing, but in a good way.

Now you’re gonna probably get quoted. Muahahahahahahha.

Mr. Ayo
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Mr. Ayo

Drinking and then two coin tosses to pick the accompaniment.

theeWeeBabySeamus
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This guy gets it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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Too late for this?
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Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

I didn’t expect to see this when I checked Instagram.

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Fronkenshteen
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Trump’s twitter is a hole you shouldn’t go down.

Senor Weaselo
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Truer words have never been spoken.

Unsurprised
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Unsurprised

Indeed.