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- The Wednesdayer (S1, E3 – Return of the Wednesdayer) – April 17, 2019
- The Wednesdayer (S1, E2 – Best of The Wednesdayer) – April 10, 2019
- The Wednesdayer (S1, E1 – Introducing The Wednesdayer) – April 3, 2019
Congrats to those of you who made it through another successful regular season. The fans — the silent heroes of the NFL (except in Seattle where they are just so loud/throw fish) — I don’t think get enough credit for the mental anguish they experience every year. I mean, Browns AND Bengals in your state? Eleven years from now, I fully the expect the new Deep State Free CDC to release a study about the CTE epidemic in Ohioans that is a result of that state’s 2017 NFL play.
I personally tapped out weeks ago and I’m not apologetic one bit. I get to have old memories of retiring fan favorites Carson Palmer and Bruce Arians while shrugging my shoulders about two future NFL International squads — RAMMIT y Jagaurs — enterring the post-season. For those huge fan bases, January will be exciting. But for every fan whose squad fell below the line of Buffalo Bills, well, clean out your [man cave meat] locker because the year is over.
Those bastards are truly the lucky ones.
Anyways, with Ballsofsteelandfury running submissions this week, I went ahead and played along. Now that I am judging my own contests will I be fair? Will I just award my quotes to every gif? Will I misquote submissions that are readily available in writing? Or will I not care too much about the final results just so long as I can pass through changing rooms of contestants, assuring them that I’ve seen it all before?
Probably all of the above, plus firing the FBI director and putting my idiot daughter in charge of ANY national policy decisions. What can I say – I’m only human.
For those of you peeling away to your off-seasons, YOLO. For the rest of you, your Week 17 Quotables results.
“With poor fundamentals and tackling, Gregg wrote ‘game over’ in his little notebook” -Game Time Decision